Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social holy shit. i was just watching the cavs-raptors game and the ball fell out of the bottom of the basket. it was with 4:04 left in the second quarter if you can get your hands on a replay. the guy shot the ball, it went through the hoop, and then it straight up fell out of the net and onto the floor 2:11 PM • Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply v 57 reposts 6 quotes 6 quotes 814 likes 4 saves

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

Flaming hot take after travelling for 14 hours and counting - in order to be allowed to bring carry on suitcase you should have to pass a test where you practice not being annoying about it.

where is that person who, not too long ago, said that folks on here from other countries urging Americans to *do something* were likely bots trying to cause civil unrest? I wonder if they still feel that way.

Dr Naomi Wolf tweet where she asks about new NASA photos of the moon “Call me ill-informed, I was an English major, but - what is the light source here?”

My queen!

HEADLINE: they actually put transparent legs on geodude at a parade in japan Three mascots of Pokémon, one of whom is Geodude a cranky rock man. He has transparent legs

WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):

“nutella’s haunted”

Behold, American Peeps

Some stupid Twitter Nazi: Super Mario Galaxy Movie No Gays No Trans...

Birdo, a trans icon, in the Super Mario Galaxy movie.

You sure about that

Nvm needed one more minute I guess

Wait hold on I’ve been on Bluesky for 2 minutes and no one is talking about the rumour that trump is at the hospital?

i love him so much even though he’s invisible

Yes, but it comes back to life on the first Sunday after the first full moon after the spring equinox.

you people realize the more you talk about this website dying the lamer it gets and dies faster right like this is basic cool things logic

a close up of a white flower with blue petals on a dark background . ALT: a close up of a white flower with blue petals on a dark background .

Oh wow it just keeps getting better this is Spacegodzilla

a statue of a dinosaur is standing on top of a hill . ALT: a statue of a dinosaur is standing on top of a hill .

And ABSOLUTELY NOTHING could have prepared me for Little Godzilla 😭😭😭

There is truly no end to Godzilla movies. He keeps finding more. They get more and more ridiculous. He remains obsessed. I love this for him.

A tv screen that says “Purchase successful Godzilla Vs. Spacegodzilla” Underneath it is the option to select “Start Playing” or “Close” and a message saying the rental will begin when we start playing.

When my husband said he rented a Godzilla movie for my son to watch nothing could have prepared me for the title of said Godzilla movie

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt>

Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy”

Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now

Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery

McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

Girl clam down

it’s motorcycles in space time

Pierre Poilievre: What she said.👇 Quoting J.K. Rowling Today's ruling by the IOC means a welcome return to fair sport for women and girls, but I'll never forget the scandal of Paris 2024, when people who consider themselves supremely virtuous and progressive publicly cheered on men punching women. Photo of Algerian boxer Imane Khelif in the ring looking angry.

In case you needed any clarification where Poilievre stands on trans rights.

just saw a TikTok of a woman who got her husband to give her a spray tan using tanning solution from Amazon, a $15 spray gun and his air compressor. I’ve never sent my husband a video so fast.

I can imagine few things more humiliating than having your father, the richest man in the world, writing posts about how “based” your cheeseburger and milk diet is

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

Stats Canada newly release map of country showing decline in adults with very good to perfect functions health from 68.6% (2015) to 65.4% (2019) to 56.4% (2024) across ALL provinces

New data from Stats Canada shows the % of adults reporting very good to perfect functional health declined across all provinces from 65.4% in 2019 to 56.4% in 2024 - driven by worsening emotional health & pain, with young people hit hardest

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I Love My Car 🚙| NEW Mr Bean Music Video | Mr Bean Official YouTube video by Mr Bean

Drove to work in my brand new EV4 this morning like youtu.be/hq_bCDnyS74?...

me: you think somewhere there's a taxidermist who uses a stuffed pig as a piggy bank?

wife: we don't actually have to talk about every thought you have

tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.

child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.