This has a velvet finish which would be kind to your hands and looks like it would work up pretty quickly www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...

Does it actually supply tractors if so I hope you don’t see a John Deere chugging up the drive 😆

I get mad when they beep at the end of the cycle - I don’t need them texting me (or giving the manufacturer more data about me so they can sell it)

I struggle to sleep without a book or a podcast in my ear so I always have earbuds by the bed. It’s a different reading experience but I like it because it removes my inner editor and I just have to let the story come to me.

Audio books will solve that problem 😉

Cherry Coke, roast chicken crisps and a chunky KitKat is mine

How to Crochet a Beginner-Friendly Cardigan: Free Pattern - Bella Coco Crochet Learn how to crochet a beginner-friendly cardigan with my free step-by-step pattern and a video tutorial in right and left-handed versions.

I made this one recently. Bella Coco posts YouTube tutorial videos for most of her projects and patterns are on her website too blog.bellacococrochet.com/how-to-croch...

The BBC reported it uncensored 🫣 and I’m the confused little girl meme right now

A bunny enters a dark room i a stately mansion, where a vampire cat with bat wings lies in a coffin in the center of the room. The cat has a gold ring on it's tail, and seems to be asleep

Daily bunny no.3278 encounters a vampurr

a close up of a stuffed monkey 's face with a serious look on it 's face . Alt: Side eyeing toy monkey meme

Me having swatched and started a new crochet project

My serious answer is they are outside the mainstream chocolate industry because it’s so exploitative and the pieces that hurt my mouth are to remind people that industry profits aren’t shared equally (it’s like 80% manufacturer and 20% producers and growers in Africa mainly)

Because Tony is a man 😂

It’s a UK brand, Tony’s. I like the minis. The big blocks are weird shapes not regular squares and hard to break if you like your chocolate cold so I end up with massive bits I have to gnaw at and they hurt the roof of my mouth.

We had breakfast, lunch and tea at home. When I was at school it was breakfast, dinner and tea.

Now it’s breakfast, luncheonay (you have to sing it and hold the last note - this is what happens when two very silly people both work at home) and dinner

We don’t get glasses covered by the NHS unless there are specific exemptions and Dental is a disaster so I’ve been effectively private for years as it’s impossible to find a dentist that will provide NHS cover as the contracts are so shit

“book clubs” and “promoters” have been a problem for a while. I use a contact form on my website rather than having a publicly available email address and it has greatly reduced the amount of fakes compared to what friends are receiving.

I need at least 15 tabs open with easy access and a proper mouse for a big purchase 😆 and my notebook to hand so I can write stuff down. My phone is only there to be a calculator

A single crochet 12 row round dishcloth in bright red cotton yarn with a frill edging.

Latest #crochet project

Shots fired 😂

Image shows the cover of my book The Best Thing That Ever Happened overlaid on a beach at sunset with a firework going off in the sky. The book cover shows a couple sitting back to back on a dock overlooking a pretty harbour full of boats. Fireworks are exploding in the sky. There’s a note pinned to the image that has a bullet point list saying: Under one roof Childhood friends Dyslexic hero Escaping the past A Cornish Summer

Looking for something to read this weekend? Escape to the beautiful Cornish village of Halfmoon Quay with my brand new book The Best Thing That Ever Happened.

I will spend a morning rewriting a sentence rather than accept an edit that doesn’t fit my voice

Happy birthday, Friendo 🩷💜

Something not very exciting recommending a better brand and a proper fitting.

Image is a screenshot of a map of England and Wales with a blue dot showing roughly where I live in the East of England

I’m the blue dot. 125 miles gets me to Liverpool. 135 to Brighton. 165 to Newcastle!

The author of mine turned out to be an abuse enabler 🫠

✨🥹 The pygmy sperm whale will turn that frown upside down!

Image shows me smiling at the camera and showing off the paperback copy of my new book The Best Thing That Ever Happened.

My paperback copies have arrived so it’s all getting very real. Only two weeks to publication day!

A hobnob is an oat cookie. Swiss roll and Victoria sponge are essentially the same ingredients just presented differently - basic cake mix baked and filled with cream and strawberry or raspberry jam.

I have been enjoying Bree’s bread journey and just looked and the book she recommends is a £1.99 countdown Kindle deal in the UK today! www.amazon.co.uk/Doughs-Recip...

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