GUY IN A SKI MASK HELPING A GUY UP WHO JUST SHOUTED 'SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE': Bro, you sold it so good, bro. Damn, I really believed you.

OTHER GUY: Nah, bro, that was the best take yet. You brought the intensity.

(They see a woman walking her dog) BOTH: Oh shit is that YOUR dog? He's BEAUTIFUL.

Some young guys are filming a movie on phones out in front of our building. It's raining and they're doing a fight scene. I kinda did the "what the hell's going on?" look out the window at first, but each time they call "cut" they're back slapping and talking about how much they love each other.

they're definitely not asexual in the fan fiction i've read

four nested L profiles. the camera is focusing on the carpet in the background

found some scrap L profiles that will let me finally get done with a project that's been taking up quite a lot of space.

thank u power tools i love u power tools u are the only thing preventing me from having a nervous breakdown :)

this happens a lot after i finish something i put way too much effort in. turns out writing several thousand words analyzing data about a stupid project is way easier than doing things that would make my life better haha

chat i might be spiraling i'm gonna stick my nose in the vinegar again.

"it sure is a mystery," area woman continues, repressing all those times it was told it wouldn't be invited back to a friend's house if it acted autistic

"i wonder what could have caused my social anxiety," area woman ruminates, forgetting that time people it trusted threatened to out her to people it didn't

anybody want to read way too much about the macbook neo's thermal throttling behavior? limitedimmortality.neocities.org/macbook-neo-...

transfem programmer named alice dating a transmasc programmer named bob

imagine if you explained what being trans is to your grandparents and they said "oh, like klinger from mash!"

There was a goose on the field at Wrigley, they played on

1) i love it and 2) i bet you could diy that with a cheap 5-bulb gooseneck lamp

fucking a tguy in a quarter zip im flicking his L.L. Bean

a daytime shot of a crescent moon with some pretty solid definition on the crates

a somewhat grainy evening shot of a crescent moon in a clear, purplish sky with a plane flying by leaving a well-defined contrail

these are from a while ago and you can't imagine how annoying a reminder they were that the atmosphere is a fluid

i learned this one the hard way a few years ago when i tried to get photos of jupiter and saturn when they were near each other in the sky. turns out that the earth rotates 5 arcminutes during a 20-second exposure and jupiter's diameter is at most about 0.8.

might do some self-harm and invent zotero but javascript

that's a badge engineered cessna

i'll revisit if anybody ever gets linux running on apple silicon but until then i must settle for throwing spaghetti at the wall and shrugging and saying close enough

anybody want to read way too much about the macbook neo's thermal throttling behavior? limitedimmortality.neocities.org/macbook-neo-...

who's john ternus

shotgunning all my unused spiro and hooking up with a girl who's into watersports

Checking in on Alex Jones with news that The Onion will take over Infowars and have hired Tim Heidecker to be Creative Director.

*slaps subcutaneous belly fat of feeb* this bad girl can fit so much estrogen in her

i'm not old enough to have this many grey hairs what the h*ck man

long time no post, trying to keep up between my day job and OHOAT!! 😅 we launched the april patreon sticker earlier in the month, and there's still time to sign up and receive this one!! 🌊

you can't prove that.

*slaps roof of feeb* this bad girl can fit so much anxiety in her

i mean the coolest thing i could do would be to slap the raw data on the page somewhere and generate graphs as vector images at runtime but also eat my pussy apple act normal for once you fuckers are lucky microsoft keeps slamming their dicks in the car door.

Brass snail

Brass snail mesuring tape

The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape