pondering what these business savants predicting employment apocalypse think will happen if a third of the population is unemployed in a country with no safety net, rotating this massive, faceted jewel of pure stupidity in my mind
Reskilling to FUCKING WHAT DAN
The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.
Correct.
texture on the Misriah casing that reads “KILL FOR MOMMY…”
good morning this is a real texture in Marathon
Fanart of God-Queen Marika from Elden Ring. Marika is nude except for some golden jewelry, and sitting astride a comparatively small tarnished warrior below her. Sunlight streams into her bedchamber, and illuminates the lower half of her body but cuts off leaving her face in shadow. Behind her head, the runes of the Elden Ring burn golden and luminous. Marika is riding the tarnished, placing one bracing hand on their chest and cradling one of their hands in the other. The tarnished is clearly smitten, and hanging on for dear life. Dialogue: Impudent Tarnished... By this thy plan to... "Fix me?"
Many may say that Queen Marika is a ruthless theocratic tyrant, responsible for untold war crimes and the ruin of her world.
But have you considered that big lady pretty? 🥺
Rapier users.
Handler-General Sophelia stands in a black void, surrounded by a trio of Sarthas. Each hound looks up at Her with adoration, as She grasps two of their muzzles with Her gloved fingers.
A hellhound has three bodies.
1511. The duck sushi circles around you!
I always thought Sun Tzu's "Art of War" was a little simplistic and obvious but it turns out yes, you do literally need to tell the Secretary of War "you need to feed your troops and keep them from being wiped out by preventable diseases"
“Non-black people want to take everything from us except the weight of our history.”
Slime Blacksmith 🔥
Green conqueror of hearts #orcgirl
butch wearing a shirt that says "my dick is a machine that turns women into single mothers"
Tweet by “Secretary of War” Pete Hegseth: “The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.” Below there is a video of the announcement for his many, many illiterate fans
Behind Hegseth’s big stupid face, a painting can be seen.
The painting is of George Washington crossing the Delaware. It is by Emanuel Leutze.
An article from the National Parks Service: Smallpox, Inoculation, and the Revolutionary War Boston National Historical Park During the 1700s, smallpox raged through the American colonies and the Continental Army. Smallpox impacted the Continental Army severely during the Revolutionary War, so much so that George Washington mandated inoculation for all Continental soldiers in 1777. Just fifty-six years earlier, in 1721, Bostonian doctors and clergy introduced the procedure to the American colonies. Without the vision and determination of these early Bostonians in normalizing inoculation, Washington may not have made the decision to mandate inoculation for the Continental Army. Though it was a controversial action, many historians credit the medical mandate with the colonists' victory in the Revolutionary War and the creation of the United States of America.
reminder that mimiga transformation is canon in Cave Story. and happened more than once. so like if you go to the Cave Story world you might become a fluffy floppy-eared bunny person. this is really important to remember
Killing the baby in the sun and plunging the world of the teletubies into eternal night
sex is when your girlfriend hypnotises you into thinking you’re wearing a bomb collar
The burning scene in wickerman but Sergeant Howie's face has been replaced with Starmer's
A burning Wickerman from the burning scene in the wickerman
Breaking: Britain has sacrificed Keir Starmer.
thank you lesbians that make strange and unmarketable art
The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!
Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!
I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT
moving the overton window, inward
hey everyone! my genre-expansive album of very queer music built on clawhammer banjo is finally out!! taller than the redwoods is now available for listening and purchase on bandcamp as a digital download and on CD & cassette.
i hope y'all love it!
gayeldestdaughter.bandcamp.com/album/taller...
it is unusual to carry
so much meaning
in a single body
and yet,
There's a lot of things in my life that are decidedly Messed Up rn, many as a result of me being Messed Up mentally for the last while. But, holy shit, despite all that I actually feel hopeful for my ability to survive and get past the worst of it
I am so fucking glad I've finally found a good therapist, and so relieved to feel like I'm developing some good coping strategies for my worst mental pitfalls, and so thankful to have some really amazing ppl in my life rn who have my back and want to support me in becoming the best version of myself
happy 4/20, gang
The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.
How To Live A Good Life #oldknees
