Is that black mold?

So *this* is Trump’s health plan?

JD walks like a loser. He has a stride with no purpose. Is he copying DJT, a 79-year-old man with dementia? Or, does JD know he’s on his way out?

Has Eric Swalwell fucked off yet?

Swalwell is done. I hope he rots in jail.

Yup

Geno had a mantrum and his boss told him to apologize.

So he’s following his mantrum with a non-apology. #manchild

Now that Bondi is fired, the senate needs to refuse to confirm the next Trump loyalist pedo protector.

So will the next AG.

Give her some of the money.

Excellent. According to Susan’s Economic Law of Rationalization that entitles you to spend $390.00 on anything you like and you *still* save money.

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You know that thing where you’re supposed to submit your writing and then just forget about it? I’m not very good at forgetting. The one time I truly forgot I ended up on @ashlazer.bsky.social ‘s Originals Bureau so that was a nice surprise. #scriptsky #booksky Everything else:

John Fetterman is a wholly owned subsidiary of Israel & the GOP.

I’m so excited to be a finalist for this fellowship. Death and Other Obligations is one of my favorite scripts. It will be great to take it to the next level.

Congratulations!

Thanks!

stowestorylabs.org/news?utm_sou... I’m excited and honored to be in the finals for this! #scriptsky

Congratulations!

If you haven’t posted this news on LinkedIn, you might want to give it a try. I did and data shows three clicks on the link. #stuntlist #theoriginalsbureau

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Will this be optional? I don’t steal. I also don’t trust Grammarly to know the difference between “grammatically correct” and the way normal humans speak.

The #Target is over? Sure, Jan.

Congrats!

Check out this list! Mestiza is in amazing company.

bsky.app/profile/ashl... I’m honored to be included among these amazing scripts by such talented writers. Check out MESTIZA in the link to hit new specs.

I’m so excited MESTIZA made this list!