Random old guy at the book store told me that trump is going to announce who shot JFK???

Noah Fence but why were you following Kamala lol

My only OUT for 2025 is bowls of cigarettes at weddings/parties/etc… none of you bitches are Mary-Kate!!!

Miranda July be like “And then I licked the stranger’s ear, and by doing so, was brought closer to his heart.”

Wow ok I knew there was a connection there…

he’s hot as shit you must acquit

Art Basel is white girl Christmas

Max and I decided that Dido is the white Sade

I actually love working at a store during the holidays…truly empire records vibes

Someone last night asked me if I “hate the h word” (hibernation)

Gay GUYS ❤️

Looking to schedule a conflict soon btw…

I was offered Bowen Yang’s role in Wicked but turned it down…scheduling conflict ❤️

CHECK IN and CHECK OUT can mean so many different things…that’s the only insight I have today sorry

Bueno dias los casonators

homosexuality

Good afternoon my little casonnettas

Being soooo fxcking random for clout

Let’s get this Pret (going there for coffee this morning ❤️)

Good morning little sharpies (testing fandom name)

Thinking about going viral…

Having fun ❤️

I love to post ❤️

I invented bluesky ❤️