up and well, here

Project Hail Mary Round 2 complete, now to agonize over my short existence for awhile

And she’s right!

a man wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap looks at another man Alt: Scott Hunter heated rivalry gif

I see

Sure 👀

what else is on the menu today, y’all parched for anything in particular?

I ask so little of everyone, this is such a small price to pay

fits must include one photo the user likes of themselves, thank you for your cooperation

Brad wearing an off purple shirt and grey shorts

this is a fit check, please see attached instructions for details

OH duh, P-Town makes so much sense

what part(s) of the new england coast is worth seeing in the summer, asking for myself so I can make plans in July

they don’t love themselves enough I fear

power wash simulator (IRL)

Bearded guy sitting in a chair while holding a controller

how your skeets find me most evenings

2027: Brad goes to the UK ✈️

and I know this is entirely spurred by not really having much impact on anyone and very grief motivated

forward looking, I have been thinking about writing letters to people just to have something tangible from me.

green, burnt orange, purple, creme, moss green

oh! I can send out another memo then

oh what memo

what else can’t I do

beard trimmed ✅
haircut ✅
purchases pending ✅
battle passes obtained ✅
holy grail war admissions ticket received ✅
spring pop playlist blasting ✅
men kissed ✅
letters inked signed sealed ✅
tank stance on ✅
calories burned ✅

Proud of you

going to be a menace later, don’t worry

no corporate greed <3

Ben you’re too cute in and out of your spectacles

morning indeed

needs will continue until morale improves

instant regret, never using that ever again

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