my two favorite bonkers characters names in fiction are:

Judith Prietht (Broom of the System) and
Red Ridingwood (The Last Tycoon)

not sure how the word uncle got in there but at least i’m not transphobic

iykyk

i hate that everytime i open Audible i have to look at this objectively ugly shit. why does he look like an uncle school shooter? no one’s glasses are that big. fuck off.

horse track today.

horse track today queen??

horse track today 👀

turning on my old laptop for the first time since 2023 and am greeted with this

horse track tomorrow.

horse track tomorrow queen??

horse track tomorrow 👀

Fairfax HS, Los Angeles r/brutalism

amanda dobbins annorying as fuck even on other peoples podcasts

well dang

not in my world. not in the world i’m living in.

lana del rey bond song this is not a drill but it might just be a video game!!!!

the good seats filled up too fast 😡

i wanna talk to clavicular’s dad

one of the first filmés i ordered on Netflix via disc in the mail

you can tell by the judgement in his eyes

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me at the rodeo: let’s light this candle!

me lighting a candle: this isn’t my first rodeo.

Post something random or you will have an awful April

Orban, Bolsonaro, Trump, and all the rest of these goons want you to believe they are inevitable and, once in power, invincible. They are not.

holy fuck

been there! deep breaths and remember the actual part will only take like 5 mins!

I love ALIEN’s vision of the future. Yes, everyone is still working shit jobs for shit corporations for shit pay. But the good news is they’ve successfully made robots full of milk that are bitchy little fruits

my bluesky’s advertising revenue will be $100 billion by 2030

closeted hockey player

but which

for the original poster who blocked me i meant not that “you are a waste of life” but “you have wasted your life” in a charming way. sorry!