Posts by Machine Gay Kelly
Yup. Fuck corporate media.
Jude, Gillian, and Tyler hold protest signs at the No Kings protest in Northampton, MA.
Jude, Gillian, and Tyler hold protest signs at the No Kings protest in Northampton, MA.
With my besties Tyler and Gillian at the #nokings rally in Northampton, MA!
Fuck Pete Hegseth. Fuck him. Pray that he gets a nasty case of prostate cancer and dies screaming in pain, alone, rotting in his own filth.
Tell that to their fucking families, asshole.
IKR? Doesn’t he have many billions that he alone controls? Where are our dividends from DOGE and what all else? That might defray the cost of soaring gas and groceries…
This is your legacy, you fucking scumbag. Your name will be removed from every building. You will be written about as a pedo in history books. You and your children will be prosecuted for your crimes. Buckle up, buttercup, the end of your crime spree is nigh.
Omg I can’t believe how much I rule. @chadtopaz.bsky.social
What do you call a slutty heterosexual cow?
The straight of whore moos!
I owned that series! Wolvie lost his adamantium! It was marvels equivalent of the death of Superman - I was shook.
Don’t forget lying about allies sending ships to Hormuz. What a bunch of asshat clowns, no offense to asshat clowns.
Where’s the narcissistic fun in that?
Also @meidastouch.com @katiephang.bsky.social @briantylercohen.bsky.social @adammockler.com @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social @zeteo.com
Corporate “news” is dead. @msnowreports.bsky.social is solid and holding, imo, but independent media is the future.
A hunky shirtless pic of John Shepard from Friday the 13th part V: A new beginning.
Well, it’s Friday the 13th. What’s your fave (and least fave) movie in the franchise?
My fave is probably the fifth - a new beginning, although Jason takes Manhattan, Jason X, and Freddy v. Jason all have their charms. Jason goes to Hell (#9) is my least fave.
Omgeeeee! I’m guffawing.
Pathetic, tiny-dicked little boys playing war with human lives. Defeat these asshats!!!
youtu.be/ebxDIinOnfM?...
@mehdirhasan.bsky.social is a fucking GEM. youtube.com/shorts/J1CHM...
The explanation of why we’re at war w Iran is fucking unreal. We are, apparently, now so weak as a nation that if Netanyahu says jump, our only response can be “yes sir, how high?”
I can’t be quiet.
We live in Western Mass and working VT, but where we are is pretty Trumpy, so I am very much looking forward to confrontations over my two new car flags that I had printed: one says: “Donald Trump: Molesting our daughters. Murdering our sons.” The other says “Operation Epstein Fury”.
Also, “water” Jamaican plains
Water fountain, tune yards.
I’m guessing if I just spent 15 minutes googling how to paste text on an iPhone, I may have slightly overdone it on the edibles.
So today I was at the gym and asked a dude for a spot and he literally refused and then muttered “fucking faggot” under his breath as he walked away. I’m glad to be 51 and still dealing with this nonsense.
Don’t threaten me with a good time. 🤣🤣
A pavlova w mixed berries
Nothing I love quite like a pavlova!
Jude Higdon sporting a black hoodie sweatshirt w the word “GAYTRIOT” in Pride flag colors.
Sporting my new gaytriot sweatshirt. H/t to @mizzwelch.bsky.social and the “I’ve had it” podcast crew; one of my faves!
Metaphor is dead. JFC.
Meanwhile, in Germany, the public weighs in on what they think of the Epstein Administration.
#BrutalButAccurate