Kansas has ‘the consumption’
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Texas has the measles!!!!
Wanna make a bet on which state brings back Scurvy!!!

I will not be calling the Gulf of Mexico by its stripper name.

We are friends on twitter, please follow me back. 🥰🥰

Everything can be fixed by eating something covered in melted cheese.

I wanna be the Duke of something.

I’m on it!!!!!!!!!

Shhhh… I’m reading!!

#booksky
#onyxstorm

How are you.

For once in my life, I’m kinda proud to be on the losing team.

59 minutes until the release of Onyx storm!!! #booksky

Oh my gosh hi! You need to set up a profile picture so that I can recognize you.

@guardian2009.bsky.social

Do I know you from Twitter ?

You’re easy to love.

@antifapuddinpop.bsky.social
@sydfish.bsky.social

Tell me the name of a country song that mentions whiskey.

I won’t know what to do with myself!!!!!!

a sympathy card with white flowers and the words sincerest sympathy for you and your family ALT: a sympathy card with white flowers and the words sincerest sympathy for you and your family

I have never used TikTok.

But, I do have a friend who says I should send her a sympathy card if it goes dark.

Looking at you @voodoll.bsky.social
😂

The devil is the least cunty character in the Bible!

Oh my gosh!!!! Im so excited!!!!!!

I knew you would 😂😂

Come raise the dead with me!

I love you tiki

I love love love ‘the reformatory’

Voo likes girls that sin!

I LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!

Voo and I met on Twitter. We talk by phone almost every day. We share our humor, our lives, and our joy of reading! As all of you and I tread the unknown world during these next four years, consider your online friends as a resource. Be smart, be safe, be resilient. Have fun!

It's 27º in the DMV. Hubs is putting steaks on the grill, tossing a Caesar salad and waiting on the 20yo to come home. I am sipping on some whiskey and listening to the wind howl. I am reading short short stories this weekend w my bestie @voodoll.bsky.social

I don’t feel like carpeing any diem!

Lol! I’m Egyptian.

A gentle reminder that new years resolutions don't have to be about positive changes. You can commit to seek revenge, remain petty and disrespect your enemies.