“Charge me a baggage fee?!”

Drowning Mona - Shit Salad - Bette Midler YouTube video by Don Bradshaw

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Someone get me a job so I can shop for excellent art again.

The only time I go to the airport these days is when someone gives me a Starbucks gift card.

The only walkable store near my house is the one in baggage claim.

I rewrote the Apple basic version of Hamurabi on one of these.

….so not a full year?
🤔😇

High school themed media never quite clicks for me. The experiences they focus on aren’t familiar.
Leaving home (involuntarily) at 14 is not typical I guess?

Trigger Happy TV .. Mad Chase YouTube video by The Mighty Gruntelfluk

Me posting a perfectly normal take on a subject, then checking the replies…

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Trigger Happy TV - The big phone guy YouTube video by Jayjaythesorc

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I hate to question your parenting--

I got billed for preordering it, but couldn’t remember why, until the Chinese restaurant scene with David…

Deeper than a skillet

In the 90’s there was a big data advertisement that pictured a large man in diapers, with a case of beer.
The text?
“At 6pm every Friday, Owen buys a case of beer and a box of diapers. Don’t judge Owen, accommodate him”.

🤔😶

California Gurls YouTube video by TDO - Thorsten Drücker Orchester - Topic

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Where I am, this is the sweet time of year where I don’t need heating or cooling, so 80% of my production gets banked for next winter.

- [tense musical note] - Is she your daughter?

I hate to question your parenting--

Then don't.

I couldn’t remember why I pre-purchased Dust Bunny.

Now I remember.

3:39 AM 70 OUTSIDE 47

Starting to get enough sunshine in the day to keep the house warm enough all night, the heater never kicks in (68 degrees)

Duck stands on deck railing

Duck on deck

Clearly he was British, not French. For them, one egg is un oeuf 😇😋

My freshman year, I had a roommate who had made an open top cage for his pet mouse. He used a flash to build a little electric fence, so the mouse wouldn’t try to climb out.

Long hair cat looks longingly off screen

Three cats eat treats side by side

MiniL was feeling left out…

I love The Fifth Element, but the sequence with the police makes no sense. It requires the planetary government to call on the police but not mention anything helpful about Mills’s character.

Looks at current events….ok, maybe some sense.

Police getting out of suv

Kid, maybe 8-10 years old, wandering into the street near the airport, wearing nothing but underwear 😬
Police just arrived as someone got out of their car to get the kid out of the road.

Meet my box of tits.

5 little needle felted sculptures of British tit species, all handmade with 100% wool.

Each bird is approx 5cm tall and are solid wool sculptures taking around 5 hours each to make.

£130 plus P&P

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#birds #sciart

Black cat kneads blanket

Honey is making biscuits for dinner

Mine have been idle for a while now, because I don’t have the patience for unclogging them.

Adventures in the science of tripping balls.

“No HR required” 😬🙄😶

Starting to get worried.

More than 2 months since I lost my job and WA state unemployment is still Pending Adjudication.

Exactly one interview, with a company that decided not to fill the role with anyone.

Maybe I can monetize my cat videos…

“An excellent suit your majesty”