There has never been anyone better to consult about avoiding the consequences of your own actions. And if he doesn’t have any good advice for you, you can simply bribe him to intervene.

All of my adult life I’ve been fixated on maintaining my house as a place where someone could show up at any time with nothing and still be comfortable. When people from my past life are here, we all just understand that.

One person familiar with their interactions noted that Mr. Trump had a habit of confusing tactical advice from General Caine with strategic counsel. In practice, that meant the general might warn in one breath about the difficulties of one aspect of the operation, then in the next note that the United States had an essentially unlimited supply of cheap, precision-guided bombs and could strike Iran for weeks once it achieved air superiority. To the chairman, these were separate observations. But Mr. Trump appeared to think that the second most likely canceled out the first. At no point during the deliberations did the chairman directly tell the president that war with Iran was a terrible idea — though some of General Caine’s colleagues believed that was exactly what he thought.

6/ nobody will ever tell the Emperor he has no clothes

There’s a reason people read the classics.

The 2020 trajectory will continue until we’re all dead

me at work today:

ABC news headline Artemis 2 crew faces mental physical strain in deep space

Yeah, well it's not so great down here either, ABC News.

Would you believe me if I told you that this guy with Hitler hair threatening the worst crimes against humanity in history has a book coming out about his journey following Christ

I hope someone told him that to avoid littering and potentially slicing someone’s foot open, we used to drop that whole sharp, dirty piece of metal right down into the full can and try not to swallow it as we were drinking our cyclamate & saccharine-sweetened diet sodas.

My ideal First Democratic Presidential Primary 2028 is five hours with 20 people, involving like a half-dozen candidates getting their careers ended as another half-dozen candidates kamikaze into them with Warren-on-Bloomberg levels of violence. Red Wedding for Useless Dems With Aspirations

I love *everything* about this so much 💖🪡

I want this in the Louvre

over here testing how high my ragemeter will register

something i have been crunching on for a while that's been hard to articulate is how when the medium is information there's this huge disparity between something that looks like it works and something that actually works

"information economy minus information hygiene equals scam economy"

We really need a "Where Are They Now" documentary about people who went on record in 2024 saying that we should vote for Donald Trump because the cost of groceries was too high.

FOR THE FIRST TIME… someone in science showed interest in the clitoris.

Penile neuroanatomy was mapped in 1998.

“Orgasm is a brain function that leads to improved health and wellbeing as well as having positive implications for human relationships and possibly fertility,”

We’re not worthy

““This is how we get ahead of crime instead of chasing it after the fact,” — vigorous proponent of identity profiling, Traci Park

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

They should make a lipstick case that starts screaming if it’s been in a purse or a bag for more than 18 hours.

Tonight's Waxing Crescent Moon (March 21st) Illuminated at 10%. Viewed from Co. Galway, Ireland.

Tonight's Waxing Crescent Moon (March 21st) Illuminated at 10%. Viewed from Co. Galway, Ireland. #Moon #MoonPhotos #MoonShots #MoonShot #Luna #SkyAtNight #Ireland #Scape #Landscape #Sky #Clouds #SkyScape #Photography

🎵the world is a vampire / im gonna ride it all night long 🎵

IT’S CALLED HENTAI, COOP. NICHE PORNOGRAPHY FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN. REAL WACKYLAND STUFF LIKE TENTACLES. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING A PROSTATE MASSAGE FROM AN OCTOPUS? ME TOO.

Pisces invented the Birthday Blues.

People: “OMG, happy birthday! Do you have big plans?”

ME: “Have you ever heard of ‘The Birthday-Deathday Phenomenon’?”

1.5c cold water, use trivet, put them immediately in ice bath for 5 min when they’re done.

Try high cook x5min w/ natural release x5min then quick release, and also try low pressure x13 min w/ quick release (better texture imho, especially if the eggs are older).

Great news for people who appreciate local news (but not bootlicking billionaire opportunists)

This American bullshit about setting Leprechaun traps.
We Irish don't do this, y'know why?
We don't invite the Good People into our homes.
We like having all our bones and waking up the same shape we went to bed as.
Do. Not. Fuck. With. The. Fae.

Most of the 'life hacks' for being a woman come down to having money and time that you can claim as your own to use for yourself.

They hate women. Bottom-line, hard fact, this is targeting women and trans people. They do not want us to vote.

⚠️ Get your name changed on your birth certificate NOW, while you still can. ⚠️

I analyzed the Proud Boys donor list. The most common occupation was real estate (realtor, mortgage broker) — the same parasitic class that was over-represented among Jan 6th rioters.