I WAS OBSESSED WITH THIS AS A KID.

What if we just stroked each other and rubbed our dicks together while we made out huh? What if??

I have my second interview today! Its on Zoom so I'm thinking button down shirt and PAO from the waist down. That's appropriate right?

contracted sleepy bitch disease and it's contagious

Me, the moment someone pays me a compliment.

My sex drive has gone missing again... I just want to feel sexy and be sexy and enjoy it.

the kink community will always be an infinitely more enriching group of ppl to spend my life and share joy with than anyone who hates it

I'll be a dad

Meme of Ariana grande smoking blunt

Meme of Ariana grande crying

How I should be today vs how I am (at work)

No one should be in prison for weed.

Happy 4/20!!

Happy weed day 💚

Husky on the couch in a jock. His chest and thighs are looking strong and his cock is bulging in his jock

Need more coffee and snuggles this morning, unless you have a better idea…

Job update: I quit my overnight job and I have an interview for an AGM position paying $8 more an hour!

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”.

This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

One thing playing "cozy" games has taught me is; I love a task. Weird fisherman wants even weirder fish? I'm there!

Lets fight those Sunday scaries.

I have moderate to severe faggotry

I want to fight someone. I want to grab the customers in my store and scream "WE ARE ALL POOR YOU'RE BUYING SHIT YOU DONT NEED! NOTHING MATTERS!" Yes I know if they don't buy it don't get paid but jesus I'm tired. The world is on fire and I have to smile at people with disposable income all day.

me trying to impress tangela trade

✋🏻🛑this is a pit stop! 🛑✋🏻

Quote with your pit pics 💪🏼

A lesbian pirate when her polycule breaks up.

✋🏻🛑this is a pit stop! 🛑✋🏻

Quote with your pit pics 💪🏼

Its for dick neck too!

sorry if this seems harsh but I don't think the president should be allowed to post "a whole civilization will die tonight" and still be president

Whomst is gonna sit on my face

Option 1 hands-down.

Happy #fcf. Enjoy me stretching out this toy.