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I'm horny for cocoa puffs

It's cool you can tell when a gory moment is coming when the animation takes a noticeable bump in quality

I hope they remake Invincible in a few years where they just fix all the animation

nuremberg 2.0 needs to end with the assets of all those guards seized and handed over to their victims

Doordash Grandma is brat

im just sitting on my block smoking and i swear i heard this guy on the phone saying "sexual activity will be the dominant modality of expression" and i want in on the future he was describing

[the pope, watching crime reports on TV] Yes, God...more... MORE.

Spider-Man: No Nut November

Guardrails? Abolish + prosecute or GTFO

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

this being the thing that crosses the line for many rightwingers is so illustrative of how they don’t really care about anything real that actually matters. their problems are all entirely fictional

a medieval illustration of the virgin mary punching a horned, claw-footed, bestial devil

virgin mary punching the devil, england, 13th century

BMW DRIVERS ARE A FUCKING PLAGUE

Trump is running an interesting experiment in how many self-identified Christian Americans have actual religious commitments and how many are just into it because it provides a means for the socially defensible expression of bigotry bsky.app/profile/bria...

the Soros conspiracy coming from Elon in particular is just embarrassing. you’re worth like 80x what Soros is buddy, if you thought he was buying elections you could snap your fingers and fix it.

ms. rachel is WEAK on the economy

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Trump calling the pope "weak on crime" is unfortunately a great bit, but we'll see better as the feud progresses. Trump only really has so many rhetorical moves at this point and is rapidly regressing into fey Broadway insults, but we could see "he's losing his 'look'" and "his 'hat' doesn't play."

Congress could just expel both Eric Swalwell (D) and Tony Gonzales (R). They could, but they won’t.

You do not hate Congress enough.

Shin Godzilla. Extraordinary movie. I know we all know this but I think it’s worth writing out every now and again

Dispatching three Long Island finance guys who look like they should have ponytails but don't, two 67yo Florida real estate developers named Steven and Stephen, and a nephew I don't think very highly of to negotiate an advantageous peace in the war I started.

Fake news. The talks broke down over "Why does the vice president's face look like THAT?"

Ah! A new Best of the Worst you say? Wonderful

a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is wearing a sweater with the number 9 on it . Alt: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is wearing a sweater with the number 9 on it . That moon scene from “Its a Wonderful Life”

Wow! Around the moon.

thank god we’ve got our eye on the ball

A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.