@michaelianblack.bsky.social The reason Stephen Miller hates migrants is because his hairline decided to self deport.

#SquadGoals

This just in: 10% tariffs on Wakanda, Dorne, and Klingon planet Kronos, because Stephen Miller is even scared of fictional powerful non-white people.

Y.

Everything is burning. At least we have cats.

Classy AF. No notes.

Look at you at being in the pocket of Big Dick.

20 Trump Supporters Take on 1 Progressive (feat. Sam Seder) | Surrounded YouTube video by Jubilee

I would love @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social to do a cold open about the Jubilee 20 Trump supporters take on 1 Progressive with @bowen-yang.bsky.social taking the piss out of the demeaning gay guy who is oblivious to the fact that Trans people fought for him to have rights.

Lago being a heat thief. Again.

JD Vance is a boot licker* and couch fucker.**

*confirmed
**not confirmed but we all know it's true.

I hate my joke as much as @michaelianblack.bsky.social hates being a Tesla owner.

People stop spoiling the ending of how the Nazis came to power. Clearly not everyone read the books first.

@wilwheaton.net showing my wife Rent-A-Pal this evening. Wonderful how you leaned into the role and found space to be charming and a monster at the same time.

Pretty sure all the distracted, slow walking people at the grocery store are just sex crime ghosts from It Follows.

I can only hope to be this comfortable one day.

We don't deserve cats.

DANGER 5 TRAILER YouTube video by DINOSAUR

Want to watch a lot of Nazis get shot and Hitler getting thwarted over and over again? Danger 5 has got you covered.

It's very important you look at this orange boy right now.

Kinda like Hawaiian Punch. Not bad.

Everything is on fire. At least I have new flavors of Monster to look forward to.

What do you think the next three letter acronym Republicans will shout anytime they want to feign outrage so they can keep doing terrible things but want to play the victim? NPR? MLS? NES? MTV?

Two-panel meme featuring characters from The Simpsons. In the first panel, Bart Simpson, looking distressed, says, 'I JUST WATCHED THE DUMBEST TRUMP PRESS BRIEFING!' In the second panel, Homer Simpson, pointing at Bart, responds, 'YOU JUST WATCHED THE DUMBEST TRUMP PRESS BRIEFING SO FAR.' The meme humorously suggests that each Trump press briefing is progressively worse.

Time to dig this classic out. Sigh.

We are living in very dark times, but a buy 2 get 3 12 packs of soda deal still gives me hope for humanity.

Sabata knows I needed some hugs and snugs today.

He gets pets, or else.

My very first post. This is very important and all need to see it.