They'll just let you

Hey Europe. Cherish it. grab it by the pussy

This guy is a fcking psychopath

quiet, piggy.

It's not surprising that documenting trumps historic racism takes a distinct page on Wikipedia and can't fit on his main bio page. But stunningly, they even had to add a warning on the page that it's more racism than can be reasonably consumed.

I'm betting the folks at the ad agency knew exactly how this was gonna go down :-)

www.thedailybeast.com/buses-advert...

I got a ghaba ghoul costume at spirit halloween

A photo of Trump golfing with the grim reaper as his caddie.

In Soviet Union they used to tell a joke about a man who buys the newspaper every AM, looks at the front page, curses, & throws it away.

"Why do you keep doing that?," the seller asks.

"I’m looking for an obituary."

"But those aren't on the front page!"

..."Oh, the one I’m looking for will be."

Hard pressed to think of a news story more frightening than this. This could be you, and if you don't get that, your head is up your ass

this seems like an outtake from @stephencolbert.bsky.social 's second drafts bit.

In the first draft, the cover said "Happy Easter to All" and inside "I wish you, with great love, sincerity, and affection, a very happy easter"

and then the felon got hold of it...

sigh... yes, and last year they said he had full immunity and could do whatever the fck he wants... so this is where we're at.

I'm guessing this means I *might not* be getting that 5000 dollar check after all.

The dream is dead

Damn! checked the mailbox again today. STILL waiting on that 5000 dollar check from president musk.

Martha Stewart went to prison for a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of the insider trading fraud that trump just pulled off.

its such an every day occurrence that its not even scandalous. Forget about '"what if obama did this?". How about "what if Bush II did this?"

seriously, they're just day trading now. manipulating the market on an hourly basis. I keep thinking US couldn't be any more stupid, and i'm proven wrong everytime

I think many of them will be relieved as well. They know they hitched their wagon to a dying horse but are too invested to admit it out loud. When he's gone, they can breathe a sigh of relief like the rest of us.

'cause he's really good at conomy

oh, no grandpa. it looks totally cool when you hike your pants to your nips. really it does.

How bad of a businessman do you have to be to bankrupt a casino? this bad... the signs were there that maybe, juuuust maybe, donald trump doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

whew! i really tied one on last night celebrating Liberation day. Just woke up, bit of a hangover. how are things going? Are we winning yet?

Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive.

No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.

1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.

its also pretty ballsy to hear him claim 'Soros is paying for Tesla protests' while handing those checks out. Elon needs to know "we hate you for free!"

building his brand as the worlds most hated douchebag.

an out of state billionaire handing out million dollar checks to buy votes, then losing in a landslide feels pretty good today.

20 Lessons on Tyranny: by Timothy Snyder / read by John Lithgow YouTube video by PoliticsGirl

You have to see this.

PoliticsGirl and her husband teamed up with the brilliant Timothy Snyder (author of On Tyranny) and the legendary John Lithgow to create something truly powerful. It’s important, it’s urgent—and it needs to be shared far and wide.

He didn't wear a suit and I'm guessing he didn't say thank you.

then they came for the students and journalists
finally! what took them so long. send those libtard snowflakes back to their country

then they came for me.
and I just went along with them. Cool! I'm in the club now! no you say?? you want me to pick that lettuce now?

maga 'First they came'

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out.
Because, you mean like Bernie Sanders? who gives a shit

Then they came for the immigrants, and I didn't give a rats ass.
even though my dad is an immigrant. But he did it legally and he's white and not a criminal

is he going to conduct the entire talk with one of his offspring surrounding his head?