if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either

Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Meme mashup of The Shining and Talking Heads Wendy looks in horror at a typewritten page that reads Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was While Jack wears David Byrne’s Big Suit

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Good boy

This 16th century Korean painting of a puppy playing with a pheasant feather is the pinnacle of human artistic expression

you did not see this kitty pull a glizzy heist

good morning

telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing

true friendship is frodo shrugging off merry’s questions about the black rider and instead saying he needs to get to brie, and merry, without a second thought or any further questions, is like “follow me.” that’s a fuckin ride or die right there. what a king

happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now

When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster

i like seeing how polar bears keep their cubs warm

A Mobius strip walked into a bar, sobbing.

The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?”

The Mobius strip replied, “Where do I even begin?"

can't stop laughing at this

the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple

haha wouldn't it be funny if the name for a group of frogs was- oh... oh

by 120 she will potentially be stronger than god

This describes so many people in my life

Not now I’m busy failing to capture the beauty of fall leaves with my phone camera

I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)

I don’t want to ask CoPilot, I am making a Word document. I don’t want to search with Meta AI, I want to search Instagram. Leave me alone

Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss: