I'm too busy trying to work out what the fuck 'assistive bathing' is.
The other thing about MM, of course, is if you're an actor, and you see the line "What are you doing here?" in your script, you know that's your last line, and you're not making it to the adverts.

Not getting the flu will be taken as proof they took the vaccine.

One can't keep his eyes open, the other can't close his.

So... will members of the military be court-martialled if they don't get sick, or if they do? I bet Joseph Heller is hating missing this.

I hope all these billionaires are happier with their money than their reputations, because after their servile kowtowing to Ubu the King, the latter are utterly fucked.

"He was a man of few words, but tended to overuse the ones he did know."
Frank Muir

Every time he pulls stuff like this, I'm reminded that he's vehemently teetotal. Imagine if he drank.

Yeh, but I often think dog food looks great.

I'll bet "I'm Waiting For The Man" sounds good on a ukelele.

So... will members of the military be court-martialled if they don't get sick, or if they do? I bet Joseph Heller is hating missing this.

My hair.

The dishwasher is the most coddled appliance. You have to do its job before it can do its job.

Only way. Risotto is all instinct and impaired judgment.

Me and risotto, bud, me and risotto. It gets half a glass of wine, but only after I get half a bottle.

We live, we survive, we learn.

Mayflies, gas station sushi, petrol station doughnuts. What can I say?

"Yes. I did it. And given the opportunity, I'll do it again."

I know I'm slightly odd, but for me, the smell of bleach is up there with cut grass.

A non-functioning alcoholic at that.

1) It can, if when he pulls a Nixon, Marine One is blown out of the sky.
2) The UAE won't accept him any more. Best he can hope for is a dacha just outside Vladivostok.
3) Won't just be piss. Count on it.

I hope this happens, because it would be solid grounds for impeaching Vance.

Numbers. #SixBankruptcies.

Gratifying to see that all these ghostbastards are yucking it up in either Purgatory or Hell.

Absolutely.

Trump has "a complicated relationship" with truth, and reality. And honesty. He's a fucking thief and a fucking liar.

I think doing it his fucking way is what has caused a massive amount of shit. I wouldn't be boasting about it. Then again, I'm not a sociopathic, kleptomaniac paedophile.

I'm going to charitably assume that Daniel Harris of the Guardian wasn't around in April 1989.

Daniel Harris continuing with his stream of seasonal, Mersey-based, utter tone-deafness.