I mean he did create life
Was a bit of an asshole though

I’m a genius

I’m a visionary

Why won’t you see the vision?

This idiot right here @longxi.bsky.social

NOOOOOO LMAO

@longxi.bsky.social

Ignore the slightly dirty stovetop and focus on this perfect fluffy pancake I just made

POV: you’re a dentist on a safari vacation

Finished making my food for the week!

Threw random shit in a pot and it turned out surprisingly good!

I saw it on top gear

And also once in a while I make sure I lock my car without having to leave the apartment

Did you know, putting your car keys to your head can extend its range?

Happy birthday!!

I am the Sisyphus of valorant

Women fear me, fish want me

Couldn’t be a certain red cat could it?

It’s a complete mystery who she’s gonna pick

THANKS MOM!

Aha you’re making me blush

🐉 vtuber vs irl 🐉

I should start cosplaying again, don’t know if there are any cons near me though…

🎨: @shiyevt.bsky.social

GR86 mugshot + bunnies!

📷: foxdashdash on insta

My racing couch

Nooooo

Now I have 2 things to fear lmao
Grey and bald

I’m gonna be grey by 30
Send help

I need to stop buying cheap meat and expecting quality lmao

🐉
#vtuber #commission #art

commissioned by @longxi.bsky.social

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Another one I got as they drove past

GR86 Track bRed in New England Fall