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Posts by ~ 𝑴𝑨𝑿𝑿 𝑷𝑹𝑢𝑭𝑰𝑻𝑻 𝑯𝑨𝑳𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑡𝑡

"I'm the bad guy. Duh."

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"..... I hate all of you..."

6 hours ago 1 0 0 1

"Two months, and he's already wanting to marry my daughter..."

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

"I don't have a self destruct button!"

1 week ago 2 0 0 0

((NC))

Ded

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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a cartoon character is screaming with his mouth open and holding a sword . ALT: a cartoon character is screaming with his mouth open and holding a sword .

"NOOOOO!!!"

VAPORIED BY THE CAKEBOMB AND THE FIREBALL COMBO!!

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

"WHY IS IT SO HOT ALL OF SUDDEN!? WHY IS THE SECURITY DOWN!? DID IT MELT!?"

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

"What a great day to be evi-- IS THAT A FUCKING DRAGON!?"

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 1

Squeaking too much to answer.

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 1

SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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"HELP!"

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 1

"... why do I suddenly feel fear?"

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

"What are you going to do, Goat?"

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

"I would like to see you try spider."

3 weeks ago 3 0 0 0

"Hover chairs are great to prevent that."

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 1

Insert evil humpty dumpty laugh here.

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

"I'm not scared of itsy bitsy spider. I don't care if he crawled up the water spout or not."

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
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"Oh goody another volunteer~"

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 1

"You're next."

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 2

"The best kind! Have you forgotten I'm evil?"

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 1

ITS NOT A PHASE MOM!

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 1

"Oh yes. A very painful process."

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 1

"No."

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 1

"... Susie.. be a dear in mechanized horrible creature."

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Go fuck yourself.

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

((NC))

I hate you all....

4 weeks ago 1 0 0 1

((NC))

I'M NOT MR. PRINGLES!

4 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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((NC))

You do now

4 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

((NC))

NO! MY ICE CREAM! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT, RAT! I'M DOCKING YOUR PAY!

4 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

((NC))

*eating an Icecream sandwich*

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