"I'm the bad guy. Duh."
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"..... I hate all of you..."
"Two months, and he's already wanting to marry my daughter..."
"I don't have a self destruct button!"
((NC))
Ded
"WHY IS IT SO HOT ALL OF SUDDEN!? WHY IS THE SECURITY DOWN!? DID IT MELT!?"
"What a great day to be evi-- IS THAT A FUCKING DRAGON!?"
Squeaking too much to answer.
SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
"HELP!"
"... why do I suddenly feel fear?"
"What are you going to do, Goat?"
"I would like to see you try spider."
"Hover chairs are great to prevent that."
Insert evil humpty dumpty laugh here.
"I'm not scared of itsy bitsy spider. I don't care if he crawled up the water spout or not."
"Oh goody another volunteer~"
"You're next."
"The best kind! Have you forgotten I'm evil?"
ITS NOT A PHASE MOM!
"Oh yes. A very painful process."
"No."
"... Susie.. be a dear in mechanized horrible creature."
Go fuck yourself.
((NC))
I hate you all....
((NC))
I'M NOT MR. PRINGLES!
((NC))
You do now
((NC))
NO! MY ICE CREAM! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT, RAT! I'M DOCKING YOUR PAY!
((NC))
*eating an Icecream sandwich*