Chelsea. Another team of bums who have points that should belong to us this season ffs.

I’ve thought about that Havertz chance so much today I’m hallucinating. Last time I thought about it, he scored

That Havertz chance is gonna keep me up for weeks.

*checks front three, kisses teeth*

Probably a good job Iraola announced his departure after we finished today's @tuesdayclub.bsky.social podcast. Keith had a lot he wanted to get off his chest as it was...

Although to be fair the fact we are sitting here hoping for anything from this Chelsea shower is an embarrassment in itself. This is all on us.

Chelsea are such bums they are gonna mess up our goal difference as well.

Yeah to be fair I didn’t mean the subs

What a time for every player ( bar Rice and Saliba ) to have their worst game of the season.

well I brought my lunch. They just forgot to eat their breakfast.

300,000 passes When Arsenal travelled to Everton in December, they took a cautious approach in possession. This was, I think, for a few reasons. Firstly, in the preceding fixtures the Gunners had played games that were far more transitional than I think Mikel Arteta would have liked. They had squeaked past Wolves at Emirates Stadium the weekend […]

Belter of a column today @tim-stillman.bsky.social as always. arseblog.com/2026/04/3000...

that's my point. Nope.

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Arsenal be all like

The only annoying thing about yesterday's win means that 5th place gets you Champions League next year. The only time I'm all " Massive-Tory-Pull-Up-The-Drawbridge-Behind-You" vibes is over this. Absolutely not here to share the wealth. The more of the other 'big clubs' that miss out, the better.

Ashley Giles 🤝 David Raya. King of Spain

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Told you all to stick by Martinelli didn’t I

Two nil down by now if Kepa in goal, so this is fine for now.

Brave souls attempting catharsis. New podcast to come later.

Just finished a cathartic Tuesday Club record with Alan and Damian. Who knew that "Thomas Frank, or Hilary Swank?" would be such a tough one to call...
Now let's never speak of Southampton, or Shane Long again. Out tomorrow morning.

I told anyone who would listen that I had a bad feeling about this game. this has absolutely been in the post. Does it make it any more palatable ? Hell to the no.

My Martinellimeter has bottomed out and I don’t want any change

This short corner routine is payback for the time wasting we did in 2003. The streets don’t forget.

everyone who booed Ben White tonight is a flag shagger who loves Kings Of Leon.

Wanted to watch Republic. Just the fact that any of the games are behind the paywall of a paywall is rank.

Amazon PPV for the football? The fuxk?

Brilliant chat about the club's history just now with @goonerak.bsky.social for a (soon come) Arsenal audio thing. Top man. Watch this space....

Glad I don't have to talk about yesterday this week but looking forward to listening to the lads tomorrow @tuesdayclub.bsky.social. Time to get stuck into today's available therapy sessions on a lunchtime walk @arseblog.com Arsecast up first. Or should that be Arsecatharsis-cast amirite.

We have recorded a podcast despite everything because more content is what this situation needs.

We are having that very conversation in the pub as I type this.