oh PLEASE dont make us make our products last in perpetuity PLEASE PLEASE PLEASe let us continue to sell you products that will eventually become literally unusable PLESAE its gonna be so hard to make all these games work :((((((( plleasee dont make us PLEEEEASSEEE

50 year old man's video game pitch:

ok so imagine there's this really cool 50 year old man...

my kit did not come with the funky asian bass player where can i pick up one of those

ive been perusing the drums subreddit and have come to the conclusion that you should never ever respect a drummer's opinion, really on just about anything

if this fuckass upstairs neighbor does not leave his domicile so i can play my stupid drums i am going to start religiously practicing wonderwall on my acoustic everyday for hours on end and im gonna work on playing as loud as possible really smack the shit out of those strings

all those prog rock guys in the 70s wouldve been a lot cooler if they listened to like sublime and shit instead of their lame ass medieval hymns and sonnets

we should make a fake government thats like wwe where each "president" goes around the country wrestling whatever the current boogeyman is meanwhile the adults can vote on the actual government

I am quite fond of those polka dotted French fellas

Please god let me get Tboned by someone who can afford it

Stereotypical YouTube thumbnail depicting a man looking in horror at a nuclear bomb being dropped on an American city. The image has superimposed text that reads "Oh shit" with the I censored by an asterisk. An arrow points to the mushroom cloud in case viewers were confused.

when the bombs drop our very specific brand of living hell will subject you to such works of art

marathon is a surprisingly good game

turns out this game does not have any indoor lightning solution without raytracing + ray reconstruction

the game looks okay with just raytracing but without the denoising from the ray reconstruction you get ***absurd*** amounts of ghosting and shimmering

i would go so far as to say RR is mandatory

picture taken of crimson desert main character standing in a stairway

there's no filter on the game just decided to look like this

modern graphics are a mystery to me

Powerful gamers

if you spend 12 dollars on a frozen pizza you need to have youre money spending privilege taken away

What does the director's final vision look like, and does it include DLSS5? Do you make the initial scene, pre-baked lighting and all, then have DLSS take it from there? Do you not develop entire aspects of your game and let DLSS handle it? I just do not see how any meaningful work comes out of this

i keep turning dlss 5 over in my head and i just can't understand what is its use scenario?

like okay it's not an ai filter, it's a CONTROLLABLE ai filter. great, at what point then do you stop developing bespoke elements of your game and hand it over to ai then???

they call it metal cuz its harder than rock cmon man

So at some point we're going to stop giving cart blanche levels of societal good will to people just cause they put some lines of code together to make some shit app that someone else wouldve inevitably made anyways right

this is definitely Grace from Resident Evil 9 and not some random Instagram woman (who is also distinctly more yassified huh that's weird probably not an issue LOL)

it also really fucking owns that in NVIDIA's own hyper cherry-picked and extremely selectively curated video you can still see a shitload of ghosting and artifacting everywhere meaning that the base underlying technology has not changed at all and they have instead ratcheted up the AI bullshittery

nah this dlss 5 thing is actually legit a step over the line, transforming any aspect of the original game's aesthetic in any way shape or form is a no-go

this is doubly true when what's replacing the original artwork is ai generated trash that ALREADY looks outdated and out of place

playing slay the spire 2 boils down to getting flashbanged by this image every time you have to make a decision

software engieneering project gets you hired instantly:

make a tool that can watch movies on youtube by loading up all the different clip channels that cut scenes from movies then play them all sequentially its fool prof

i need to stop reading posts made by zoomers and gen alpha NOW

i need it to stop IMMEDIATELY

please give me a filter that does not allow me to see opinions of people who weren't alive for 9/11 PLEASE

idk why but its very very funny to me that you have to watch 2 distinct unskippable Sony intros when you boot up Marathon

"ah yes the inextricably linked Sony and Bungie... How could I forget my favorite Sony property... Marathon... When I think of Bungie, I think of Sony!"

monkeys paw shit

slay the spire 1 everyone copied the branching paths

slay the spire 2 everyone gonna copy the epochs

i love this game (mushina has a passive that does 1 damage to all enemies when they kill something)