He sounds like a delinquent teenager. Except, he's got a nuclear button. Mind you, he'll be 80 soon. Can you imagine any random 80-year old talk like this? I couldn't.

Regardless of what you think about Churchill, I am 99% sure he wouldn't have liked Trump very much.

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Reform would create ICE-style agency and end leave to remain, Zia Yusuf to say Nigel Farage’s party plans to deport up to 288,000 people a year on five flights a day and expand stop and search

Actually, I'd be more than happy to go back to Luxembourg and have a better life if these guys ever take charge...

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Now Mr. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, please tell us all you know about Epstein. Take your time.

It will be worth it if he goes there and stays

"Which theatre of war were you deployed to, grandpa?"

"The movie theatre. It was hell."

Trump threatens tariffs against those who oppose him taking Greenland President raises pressure on European allies as US envoy says deal to take island ‘should and will be made’

He will drive European trade relations towards others (especially China) that way. Well done, chief. Tremendous.

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The Titanic, Sinclair C5 and Brexit: the Museum of Failure is coming to the UK Exhibition of design flops should suit British sense of humour, says its founder, but also shows failure is a part of learning

The Titanic, Sinclair C5 and Brexit: the Museum of Failure is coming to the UK

Students react to UK rejoining Erasmus scheme as Tories accuse ministers of caving into EU - live updates British students will be able to spend a year studying at EU universities without paying extra fees, and vice versa for European students.

Oh no, the UK government caved in because now students will be able to see how much better some European universities are funded, and now we can't force them to stay anymore!! Just kidding, it's not that much better on average, but the Tory response is truly pathetic!

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New US security strategy aligns with Russia's vision, Moscow says The Kremlin welcomes the starkly worded document, which does not cast Russia as a threat to the US.

Sometimes, there aren't enough expletives to describe the Trump administration. He'll probably become honorary citizen of Russia soon (I fear it may not even be a joke)

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Please don't do a Hillary.

Complaining about migrants "not integrating" is almost always code for saying something racist against said migrants.

The man is upset about the UN because of an escalator. I don't expect much.

Sarah Akinterinwa on the privilege of being able to ignore the British far right – cartoon Last weekend saw the biggest ever march by the far right in London

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Think of Greta what you want, but noone can deny that she has a backbone and grit. More so than almost any politician these days. Respect!

Meanwhile, the reality is that it takes years to even get an assessment. Unbelievable that the Guardian even prints this nonsense.

Resident doctors accused of ‘greedy’ pay demands before Streeting talks Hospital chiefs warn next week’s strike in England will cause ‘chaos’ in NHS, as BMA pushes for 29% rise on top of last year’s 22% deal

Whichever opinion one has on this particular topic, it is not particularly appropriate for a generously paid politician to call NHS employees "greedy"...

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One Year of Hard Labour YouTube video by Jonathan Pie

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Reform UK puts teenagers in charge of vital public services Concerns raised about council appointments, including 19-year-old overseeing children and family services

It's not a coincidence that the guy to the left actually looks like a teenage version of Jacob Rees-Mogg. I suspect (and I fear) he has cloned himself.

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Bridget Phillipson says she wants more young people in UK to have children Education secretary says she hopes new nurseries will make it easier for those who want children, after ‘worrying’ fall in birthrate

"Just have more children" says champagne socialist politician worried about falling birth rate. Daily Mash, right? In reality, "pack your bags and leave" seems to become the better option for many families every year...

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Very good idea. Let's do this in the UK as well.

Germany urgently needs to attract migrant workers – it just doesn’t want them to feel welcome | Chris Reiter and Will Wilkes Friedrich Merz is unwisely trying to revive the discredited postwar ‘guest worker’ programme, say journalists and authors Chris Reiter and Will Wilkes

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Osborne? Surely, you must be kidding.

RFK Jr picks new US vaccine committee after sacking previous members The appointees have

Where can I hide until this shitshow blows over? Are they trying to grow plants with Gatorade yet?

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Badenoch says US-style blanket travel bans could be ‘viable’ in UK Tory leader says she has not seen Trump’s banned list but she does not rule out similar system for Britain

Things aren't Badenoch yet

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Emmanuel Macron says video of wife pushing him shows them ‘joking around’ French president denies quarrelling with Brigitte Macron after footage is seized on by Russia and far-right accounts

If that's "joking around", I wonder what their fights are like...jiu jitsu?

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Layla Moran urges more action on Israel and warns of ‘cruel destitution’ in Gaza Lib Dem MP says UK’s recent tone is tougher but ‘in terms of concrete actions, not much has changed’

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Racist enough? We ask a bigoted voter LABOUR has this morning announced new curbs on immigration, but are they racist enough? What would be? We ask registered bigot Norman Steele, aged 73.

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