Juno’s taxes get audited 💸

billboard that says “SIZE MATTERS. DrPenis.com”

my gf hit the brakes HARD and went “DR PENIS DOT COM!!! DR PENIS DOT COM!!!!!!!!”

bedtime mindfulness routine staring at super bright phone screen

🪑🐥🎓

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

My son is 11,autistic, and obsessed with Minecraft. I manage a team of 4 Database Engineers. At some point I started to talk to them like how the parenting courses told me to communicate with my son and the team morale and overall performance has shot up so much we got an award

hands you millipede-sized scolipede

i keep forgetting i have an account here Hi #pokemon

Sylveon🎀

How do you know

this is the thing that kept 7 year old me from spiraling unironically

sylvie bunny!

The oldest MIDI file I have personally collected - a rendition of Sting's "Englishman in New York", dated September 25th 1993. 🔊🎵

Cameron, a cat-dog-unicorn, swing a pipe wrench and drenched in stylized, magenta-colored blood. His horn is prosthetic and, while it's difficult to see clearly, he's wearing an eyepatch over his (missing, destroyed) left eye.

NEVER ONE FOR TAKING IT EASY

astron! its Astron

Who do you take me for

On chess dot com maybe

Yue if the task was remembering stuff

You have a name,,,

Nation Already Sick Of Baseball

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Royal Match ad where some sort of King is trying to hold rocks from falling on him and you need to solve some matching puzzle to prevent it happening.

I have no interest in this man’s problems

Makes it better

Useless feature that nobody uses

[C] Sketch Single for:
@flanskiessome.bsky.social 🙇🏽‍♀️✨
Got the honored to design Flan’s Pokesona into a Wyrdeer!:'3 My Wyrdeer adoring heart was happy to! 🥹💞

Nintendo: “Pokemon Are Real And You Can Eat Them”

I'm doing toys rn

How to Organize Safely in the Age of Surveillance From threat modeling to encrypted collaboration apps, we’ve collected experts’ tips and tools for safely and effectively building a group—even while being targeted and tracked by the powerful.

News you can use, from the @wired.com security team (who are the best in the biz).

They asked technologists, activists, aid groups, and cybersecurity experts for guidance on how to organize and collaborate in an age of surveillance. Here’s the result:

I'm not a girl but this has happened to me and I'm also weird can I still apply

3.5" floppy disks arranged to resemble a smiley face emoticon/character

:) #floppydiskart