why did yall have to remind me that Prince is still dead

Cymande is like an essential vitamin.

Bars in Washington, DC had been struggling since Covid. So why are the city’s Democrats so eager to get rid of Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel, and Jeanine Pirro?

Ouch, too real.

The only 3 music genres in 2026 are psyop, vhs mail fraud, and surrealist teletubby mathrock.

Nothing says "America is Back Baby!" like "Allbirds became an AI hardware middleman because they wanted to pump their stock instead of going into bankruptcy, so they said they will find some computer chips somewhere, but can no longer sell shoes."

Today I will not overthink I simply will not think at all White cat on beach with eyes closed

Things don't have purposes, as if the universe were a machine, where every part has a useful function. What's the function of a galaxy? I don't know if our life has a purpose and I don't see that it matters. What does matter is that we're a part.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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His is actually better

That’s ok. The Internet had time to make a subtle improvement first.

Is he healing Jeffrey Epstein?

MAGA fans were fine with the pedophilia, but drew the line at an AI picture of Donald Trump as Jesus.

It’s sad because it’s true.

Yeah. I had a good cry the day he died.

This is also my experience (of myself depressed).

Wow very timely.

With Trump & Thiel so busy with WW3 and the anti-Christ, JD is signaling he’s available to date other psychopaths.

JD Vance: "I see that those who hate Europe the most, who hate its borders, its energy independence, the people who hate its Christian heritage, they hate one man above all others and his name is Viktor Orban. And if they hate him, it means he's on your side."

Jesus needs to sacrifice JD.

Has anyone studied the psychic toll of years spent waking up to the unhinged rantings of a vicious madman who could kill us all — and then going about one’s day per usual?

You know, it's okay to bail on artists you love. You can bail on Louis CK. You can bail on Kanye. You don't have defend or justify or anything. You can just bail. There are other artists. Maybe some women comedians. Maybe some musicians who don't heil Hitler. It's not that difficult.

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Traxx on Dek from Wall Of Sound (Stage 2 aLL NiTe 2025) by The Nation on #SoundCloud
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340 Million Americans Killed In Botched Training Exercise U.S. Military Mishap Annihilates Nation

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I wonder if he hears accordion music in his head when he busts out the accordion hands?

John Waters standing beside a wall with a sign that says: The John Waters Restrooms. All Gender. Not my photo.

In 2000, John Waters donated 372 pieces of his art collection to the Baltimore Museum of Art. They named a rotunda after him in their gallery. He requested an all-gender restroom be named for him instead. #BOTD

Men get emotional about women sports,,, I just try do it in a positive way

It's impolite to call Musk a genocidal white nationalist because "civility" in American discourse functions not as a neutral procedural norm but as an asymmetric weapon to shield the powerful from accurate moral characterization while policing the tone of those who object.