i went on dam battlegrounds tryna pick a fight but i found a confused japanese guy doing his lance quests so now im helping him

Pay no mind vi I'm testing my tuff sigma lines that will shock the room and move you up in society

Being drunk like a superpower lowkirk

I could deadass facefuck you

@lysio.bsky.social you're a cuck buddy I'm the bull

don't forget - YouTube

listen on youtube - youtube.com/playlist?lis...

download on bandcamp + bonus track (which is why i said "some" old songs instead of "two"! - stoodarion.bandcamp.com/album/dont-f...

some old songs now on youtube & bandcamp (and other services soon)

art by @vitwoiv.bsky.social

pee japan

Don't forget Portuguese

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I EVER HAVE TO INTERACT WITH AN OLD WHITE WOMAN EVER AGAIN IN MY LIFE

Returning to speranza

Someone hit the reply all on a uni hall email just to say "no" 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

*enters the house of mirrors, slamming face first into every single wall before turning 180 degrees and walking out through the entrance dazed with ducks spinning over my head* hey ;ladies, what brings you here today

The fyp of hell idk why I even open twitter expecting anything good

When has "the law" ever stopped anyone from anything

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Kids these days...

If it's not an IPA then get the cheapest one LOL all the shitty beers taste the same

Yeah it's pretty sweet for a beer

I'm so tipsy rn

my name is retep and i am evil

#rectifiedboner

Kbeebz with the flat mates we also went to an amusement park earlier today

Bro they're girls I'm gonna catch a case 💀

check your dms in........... lets say 3 weeks

They really used 2 pots and 1 pan (not counting the rice cooker!) to make 2 dishes that's 0.67 DPA (dishes per apparatus) absolutely atrocious

Genuinely how is it possible for my flatmates to use this many dishes while cooking it's gonna take forever to wash in this tiny ass sink broooooo

Those days when your pee comes out brown instead of pink are the worst