but the excel ones

Just hit one this morning with a "i sent that to you two weeks ago"

Free pretzels at Philly Pretzel Factory today 🥨

IM ANGRY JUST TO ANGRY POST, JUST AS JESUS TAUGHT. OH AND ALSO TO HATE POOR PEOPLE

SIX FLYERS IN THE PENALTY BOX

lmao another flyer got called for an unrelated penalty so now there are SIX GUYS IN THE BOX

The "AEW fans are chanting fuck ICE" thing that went viral a couple months ago is still going btw

The clapping by everyone at the end

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Everyone else had “not hangout with Nazis” on their schedule

THIS JUST IN: Members of the FSU women's soccer team and coaching staff visited the White House on Tuesday as President Donald Trump honored the Seminoles 2025 national title-winning squad.

Lmfao the FSU soccer team got a White House invite & exactly 2 players showed up

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I remember when this was a stretch goal

A digital illustration done in simple contour lines and rough pencil coloring on neutral tinted paper background of a woman reclining on a surface in a faint. Seen from a foreshortened angle from her knees and feet. She’s laying on one hip with her torso twisting to supine. The back of one hand lays across her forehead and the other is held limply on her ribs. Her head is back and her red curls spread out on the ground around her. She’s wearing a white, voluminous and old fashioned night dress. Orange lettering in an Art Nouveau style to the right reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

go birds

When the chipotle hits

Fuck the palantir ceo shit stain for many reasons, including choosing a Tolkien name. But lately seeing many a smarmy bluesky-er misinterpreting the palantir’s purpose and power. In this ted talk...

Forgot coolness of A’ja with the infinity gauntlet and the trophy

They have to stop letting these mid-major teams into the NBA playoffs. Can't compete.

Add a bumper sticker saying “beep if you’re hornt”

menace!

My wife asked for a divorce when she found out

Tom Brady’s company TB12 received more than $960,000 PPP loan NFL quarterback Tom Brady's sports performance and nutrition company received a Paycheck Protection Program loan of $960,855 from the federal government,

He took advantage from the government before why not again www.cnbc.com/2020/12/05/t...

Oooooh another great opportunity for Tom Brady!

The slack messages fire off with sane coworkers when dept leadership sends out emails full of em dashes and emojis

THE MAN NEVER FACES CONSEQUENCES

Ah there he is

Alas and only this time it’s a “worst person you know…”

*I is shocked

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

I shocked American media is failing in its framing