Checking “Not an organ donor” at the DMV because I actually need all of my organs embalmed and placed into little jars so that I can be judged properly by Anubis in the Hall of Ma’at.

Cage checks for your alpha/key holder keep you honest (and locked) at the gym.

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Nothing makes you question your life choices like to trying to squeeze into rubber

s/o to cum, easily my fave bodily fluid

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Living in DC for all of those years comprehensively broke my brain, because why am I reading Hungarian election results while I’m literally on my way to a sex party.

I sometimes help spot this (gay, married, open) muscle bear at the gym and his bench warmup today was basically my body weight, and TL;DR I need this man to use me like a living fleshlight

Kind of want to pin down and breed somebody’s son

PT 3 releases tomorrow with talented and sexy @pntreasures.bsky.social

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screaming yipping crying throwing up

You’ve understood the assignment. 😌

Remember me*. Bad dog.

Remember as I lived: doing weird stuff in a dog mask.

I’ve got a disease, and unfortunately the only cure is for me to sit on a beefy bearded man’s face.

They say it’s terminal unless treated. 😔

Being a well-endowed bottom is actually kind of a struggle. I'm a bottom, but I'm packing 8.5 inches, and it creates a lot of weird logistical issues. Most guys see the size and immediately assume I'm a top, so there's always that awkward moment where I have to clarify that It can be a bit of a turn-off for some tops who get intimidated or just expect something different based on my stats. Does anyone else deal with this top-heavy dynamic, and how do you handle the mismatched expectations.

please remember and please honor the struggles of my people: the hung bottoms with big juicy asses community

(genuinely the funniest thing I’ve seen on reddit in a while)

blow me, I’m Irish

And who can forget dear fox boy?

“What’s that pussy do?”

Complain. Next question.

All took some.

Leg day the morning after getting my cooch punched out was a choice on my part, and not one that I stand by.

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Persist against all odds

big stretch

Life uh finds a way.

My husband is back home after being away for a week and thinking about the amount of gonzo woof woof people in dog masks sex were going to have tonight is making me VERY unproductive at work today

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It might be time for a haircut.

Yeah, I might be mentally ill, but thank god I’ve never thought the solution was to become a DJ.