And furthermore, Raccoon Penis futures are up 12% on the Chicago Roadkill Exchange. How do you account for that?

It gives me a sense of well being that I have only heard of Ben Shapiro. Sometimes, ignorance IS bliss.

Trump is no longer writing his Truth Social posts, except possibly some of those short profane posts on weekends.

Little doubt in my mind. He is unable to string three written sentences together.

Signs on the road to a giant sinkhole with no escape possible.

On this, he is wrong. Herd immunity protects adjacent individuals or groups. The Mennonites got hit because others have reduced levels of vaccination.

Kennedy is brain-addled and unqualified.

"Criticizing us for fucking things up with Iran is the real problem, just as Joe Biden is the cause of all economic bad news!"

Obviously written by somebody other than old Donald. The "low IQ" thing is Don's favorite bit of gutter racism.

Is the wide stance now a male equivalent of Mar a Lago face?

Uhhhh, shorting stocks and commodities based on inside information from the White House?

I mean, isn't that all the rage these days?

You can't yada yada silk purse yada yada sow's ear.

Because these aspirations for a good job and raising a family are so unique to the Christian viewpoint...

* checks notes *

... and everybody else as well.

Hawley is in need of a good wedgie.

Well, as we have previoysly learned, Sebastian Gorka, PhD is a fraud.

This guy Warsh is a bullshit artist. I just saw ten seconds of him, and I hate him already.

Only the finest whisky, leeches and amputations are good enough for our war-figh-durs.

Who?

The best people.

Dershowitz is one thirsty old publicity seeker.

Did we touch upon the fact that most human beings are repelled by him? I feel that is a bump in the road.

Scandal ridden [ ] Secretary.

Fill in the blank.

The MAGA movement has been successful at putting some of the most dimwitted people in Congress.

Just failures of logic, and every argument fallacy known to man.

Trump should lead the negotiations in person.

With Trump in the room, we cAnNoT fAiL!!

Icky fundraising spam.

Also, stupid incompetent spam.

Yes, but the good news for Republicans is that 100% of the Republicans who continue to support Trump approve of his performance, as reported by Tautological Surveys, LLC.

Some of that Palantir "manifesto" sounds suspiciously like it was copied from the speeches of General Jack D. Ripper.

Trump is having a dispute with the Pope the way one has a dispute with a mountain.

Susie Wiles probably pulls out a laser pointer at times like this, and waggles it around on the carpet near Trump.

Trump is not "grappling" with anything. He is deficient. He blusters, backtracks, fumbles, and fails, but he does not grapple.

Desperate times call for desperate groveling.

Or, we could use crystals, an Ouija Board, and patchouli.

Think of the possibilities!

This is the delusion, that the US with their planes and big guns can open the Strait, when in fact most shipping companies will not risk transiting in the face of Iran's drones.

Welcome to the future, America, where $1,000 drones negate $30,000,000 airplanes.

I don't think Israel is winning. I think they are sowing the seeds of their own destruction. Much like the Trump administration and their supporters.

The moral rot and corruption cannot last forever.

Clarence Thomas had a chip on his shoulder from before his nomination. He exuded a sort of resentment.