I’m genuinely pissing my pants i forgot we were getting a sequel

Godzilla sir we welcome you to America with open arms. Do what you must.

PeePeePooPoo (yayyyyy)

This is how a hack writer would destroy Chicago in their dystopian YA novel

I was laughing about how funny this would be then i read he wants to do it in Chicago. Lasers can’t stop me I’ll do it myself.

How humiliating

They made peepaw talk to the computer :(

Aside from the race of it all, why is he 60 years old still talking about the SAT. Move on, guy.

Quentin Tarantino promoting Django on BET

Yeah they actually just go in their pants and do a spell to make it go away iirc

Imagining a scary clock that goes to 1 AM, maybe even later…

This one is a flop JB. We don’t gotta be the epicenter of the quantum ecosystem. Ideally, nobody is that.

Being on my phone all the time makes me feel good and smarter. So doing it even more must be even better for me. Legs coming soon!

Notoriously smart and trustworthy guy says you will be cognitively impaired if you don’t use the product he is selling which puts a computer in front of your eyes that makes you be on the phone all the time. I for one trust him this time.

Shut up loser

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson vows to end all smoking on CTA trains by filling all cars with a highly flammable gas

Get well soon !!

Eat wet farts governor sir

Hey Mark, can i have money?

It makes me so sad they haven’t seen Flubber (1997)….

Teenjus on the cross

“When it comes to politics and politicians I call it politricks.” ~ Pitbull

“When it comes to politics and politicians I call it politricks.” ~ Pitbull

Hey can you guys watch my climate while i go out and smoke?

This is why that guy wanted to kill you in Chicago. He saw your incredible mirth and felt threatened.

Where the link? Please

@rowenconry.bsky.social TBH idk u but u seem chill we should hang 7/10

@notabirdie.bsky.social TBH idk u but u seem chill we should hang 7/10

LMS for a TBH and a RATE

Trump caused the plane collision because when he went into Jesse’s house he watched Jane die instead of saving her, so then her air controller dad was distracted at work