I swear to God I thought you were squatting to take a shit initially.

So Kash Patel, FBI drunko-at-large, lost his defamation case.

I'll drink to that!

Wtf is a "bear face"?

Oh yeah I'd be feasting.

He's been a coward since the beginning.

You can go fuck yourself.

That's my favorite flavor of starburst. Which means that I would probably be licking at that for hours.

I would love that. Then I would know why my cat wants to stick his head into my shoes and stay there.

Are you the voice of experience? Is this something that you do yourself? What an incredibly negative and shitty take on this. I would tell you to be ashamed of yourself, but I don't think you're capable of it.

Scott Bessent wouldn't know climate change unless one of his little twink boytoys was sitting on his face and wiggling.

Is he having a seizure?

Wait! This guy is BALD????

What the fuck are these names? I'm waiting for Douchemaxxing, Incelular, Fratmaxxer and AssClownular.

Have you seen the festering pile of pus in the Oval Office?

He sounds like an absolute idiot. So of course Trump would appoint someone at his same cognitive level.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAYOR!

Well according to the photo it looks like he went for the nacho combo to get his drink, not the popcorn and drink.

Stop drinking soda. That'll save you some money.

B & C

That birdie was a vulture, wasn't it?

FUCK BERNIE.

That clear enough for those people who think he can still run?

It's just a level of happiness that's been so desperately needed. :)

He hasn't been fit to serve since 2016.

Um. Yes?

Let me ride it. 😈

You should actually give credit to the photographer.

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

That's nice. Tomorrow I demolish a Chinese buffet just because I fucking want to.