Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out SPRINGFIELD, IL—As the landmark bipartisan legislation passed into law Thursday, Illinois became the first state in the union to mandate paid haircut leave while an employee’s new bob grows out. “Effe...

This is more than legislation. This work is personal to me.
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This one’s chomping Fritos in between coughs

She and she got an all-clear last summer! Have to pay attention she doesn’t develop any more lumps or bumps but the doctor said she felt it was isolated.

Why is it every fucking Uber driver I ever get, regardless of the season, always coughing and blowing their nose

attn: @darthbluesky.bsky.social

sickos guy dot gif

tweet from "@cigarettesummer": Whiskey and a notepad, cheaper than therapy and it actually works. [It's a picture of Donald Draper who, in the episode in question, kept his employee so late on her birthday that her boyfriend dumped her before drinking so much he pukes and then gets his ass kicked by a former colleague all while avoiding reaching out to talk to his closest friend on her last day alive.]

pictured: the most in need of therapy guy to have ever lived

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Red car with license plate that reads “meatlaw”

I still think about this and wonder what it means

Thank you to Dear Father for postponing the apocalypse unless he sundowns and gets aggressive again 😇

check yo self before you dox yo self

after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign

four panel comic. panel one: a cartoon man addresses a brain: “hey Brain how’s it goin?” panel two: the brain is obscured by many many black scratchy lines, making it look like an evil tumbleweed panel three: the man takes this in silently panel four:man: “yea”

the psychic damage of being online and aware this morning is staggering

Economy so bad they literally closed the dick-sucking factory

If he was holding a gun to a child's head would anyone in congress try to stop him from pulling the trigger?

The rest of the world should probably collectively stand up to the U.S. right now, tbh

Is he doing it in primetime because he thinks it’ll get ratings?

You could go back in time and cause the head of every conservative in the 90's to implode by showing them this

It’s pretty interesting to compare Easter messages from political leaders and then consider which ones the media treats as being out of the mainstream or dangerous

A TV Guide cover featuring Grover of the Muppets with his arms around a young, handsome Elliot Gould. The caption reads: Editor: You get those photos of Elliot Gould and Grover? Reporter: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

🤔

Tell us something we don’t know.

moon's haunted

April from Parks and Rec saying “because I didn’t think March 31st existed.”

oh my god what a perfect name

FRIDAY!

We got ourselves a wildcat strike

TSA Is on a Brown-Bag Strike — and Crippling Airports TSA agents across the country are engaged in guerrilla organizing: an illegal, partial wildcat strike in protest of the government shutdown that has left them working for weeks on end without pay.

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Meta and YouTube Lose Landmark Social Media Trial Jurors found the companies were negligent and the design of their apps caused harm to children.

Holy shit www.wsj.com/tech/meta-an...

housing is more expensive now, but also a lot safer. this kind of home was considered cream of the crop in the 1980s