Having pavlova because I didn’t get to have one at Christmas…you can have it at any point of the year. The government doesn’t want you to know this

Red sign on a telegraph pole saying caution water dragons crossing

Water dragon standing on a driveway

Water dragon standing on a driveway

They weren't kidding

It's hot, I brought water out for the chickens

Brown packet of coffee flavoured corn chips

Welcome back to "what the fuck is this?"

4 panel comic about chicken coop/ chicken coups

It took me a sec

Frowning black and white dog

I think I've done something

Chonky girl with a drill putting a chicken coop together with chonky dog sitting on her lap

Chonky girl with a drill putting a chicken coop together with chonky dog sitting on her lap

Black and white dog sitting in a half made chicken coop

Black and white dog laying on a black couch

The Chickens got a new house for Christmas. Matilda helped

Her sisters are broody and don't want to hang with her

I am being yelled at

Thank you

Blue dinosaur in the back seat of black car

Godzilla is on the move

Thank you, I can't believe it's finished

Por qué no los dos

Thank you

About 120cm

Blue crocheted Godzilla standing on green carpet

Blue crocheted Godzilla standing on green carpet

Godzilla is done and dusted

Arms are on

A pair of daffynitions every day until I run out, number 43…

Dictator = a penis-shaped potato

Overreacting = when a thespian plays a sexual organ

They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach. But I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.

You're welcome

Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a bus and I lost my job as a bus driver.

She's beauty and she's grace

Rude

Grinning black and white dog with frowning black and white cat

Cheeeesssee

The best colloquial Scottish phrase I've come across for describing someone who is boastful or conceited, heard in Aberdeen, is “he thinks he’s the cheese, but he’s only the stink.”

Hi there

Black and white dog grinning

Cheeessssee

You should get a boat. Duh