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Comic: Types of Board Game. [Each panel has a person, a person with a ponytail, a person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat seated around a table with different  board game and pieces on top. (1) Boring: PERSON 3: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we all get tired and go home. (2) Abstract: PERSON 1: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a... (3) Hyperspecific Theme: PERSON 2: It’s October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations... (4) Overcomplicated: PERSON 4: It’s a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshhire*, but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and... (5) Cooperative: PERSON 3: We’re working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we’ll silently organize my junk drawer. (6) Branded: PERSON 1: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku. (7) Party: PERSON 2: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the... (8) Social Deduction: PERSON 3: Remember, per our *find the secret murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player has committed a real-life murder does *not* count.

Comic: Types of Board Game. [Each panel has a person, a person with a ponytail, a person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat seated around a table with different board game and pieces on top. (1) Boring: PERSON 3: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we all get tired and go home. (2) Abstract: PERSON 1: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a... (3) Hyperspecific Theme: PERSON 2: It’s October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations... (4) Overcomplicated: PERSON 4: It’s a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshhire*, but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and... (5) Cooperative: PERSON 3: We’re working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we’ll silently organize my junk drawer. (6) Branded: PERSON 1: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku. (7) Party: PERSON 2: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the... (8) Social Deduction: PERSON 3: Remember, per our *find the secret murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player has committed a real-life murder does *not* count.

Types of Board Game

xkcd.com/3235/

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barley is lurking under the bed

barley is lurking under the bed

oh hey

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a gray cat is investigating a Wechter acoustic guitar

a gray cat is investigating a Wechter acoustic guitar

aww she thinks she's gonna play guitar. lol she only knows like 15 chords smdh

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the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies

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Magic knows who its player base is. I love this.

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A short passage of writing describing a conversation between Herlock and Tusspells, two characters from The Great Ace Attorney, or DGS.

A short passage of writing describing a conversation between Herlock and Tusspells, two characters from The Great Ace Attorney, or DGS.

The DGS/The Great Ace Attorney Burlesque zine is up on spectacle-in-scarlet.itch.io until mid-May.
Here's a sample of my piece for the main zine. :)

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🌟Store Opening!🌟
Everyone get ready, the curtains are about to rise! Sales for "A Spectacle in Scarlet" zine are opening on April 12th 11am (UTC-4) and will run until May 17th 11pm (UTC-4), you can find your way to the show on itch.io soon!

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Running for office and only ever referring to the guy I'm running against as my "slopponent"

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This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.

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Fellas, if your girl
- has a black mask around her eyes
- is always on the fence
- stores her food for later
that's NOT your girl that is a Loggerhead Shrike!!!!

Fellas, if your girl - has a black mask around her eyes - is always on the fence - stores her food for later that's NOT your girl that is a Loggerhead Shrike!!!!

my husband just sent me this

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Vin Diesel and Judi Dench in an embrace that Judi finds comical but Vin seems to think is about applying for a job

Vin Diesel and Judi Dench in an embrace that Judi finds comical but Vin seems to think is about applying for a job

When your aunt puts the good starburst jelly beans in the egg instead of store generics

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Who Goes AI? An interesting and somewhat macabre parlor game.

It’s fun—a macabre sort of fun—this parlor game of “Who Goes AI?” And it simplifies things—asking the question in regard to specific journalists.

www.todayintabs.com/p/who-goes-ai

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I’m Supposed to be Visible Today — But Why? Every year I wonder if visibility and joy are the same thing. And every year I am more and more convinced that the answer is no.

It's Trans Day of Visibility and I wrote about how visibility without protection is a trap, and it often seems like the loudest calls for us to be visible are coming from those who have done nothing to protect us.

www.coyotemedia.org/im-supposed-...

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happy trans day of visibility to all of the incredible trans people in my life. the world is better with you in it and I'm never going to stop fighting for you, because your fight is my fight. we're in this together.

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Frog and toad made of felt

Frog and toad made of felt

I made these for my sister's upcoming baby

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photo showing the rescuers saving the dog, next to the statue commemorating them

photo showing the rescuers saving the dog, next to the statue commemorating them

closeup on the base of the statue, showing a dog and a man in a ball cap

closeup on the base of the statue, showing a dog and a man in a ball cap

the top of the statue, where the person at the top of the slope has his hand outstretched so the viewer can "help" pull him up

the top of the statue, where the person at the top of the slope has his hand outstretched so the viewer can "help" pull him up

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

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Picture of Brian, a cig and salmon 
The text:
If smoking is so bad why does it cure salmon

Picture of Brian, a cig and salmon The text: If smoking is so bad why does it cure salmon

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There Is a Name for MAGA’s Death Cult Policies - Dame Magazine “Well, we are all going to die,” said Iowa Senator Joni Ernst to her constituents who were concerned about losing access to Medicaid. It’s a frightening way to talk to the people you represent, almost...

Just saying, I even wrote a primer for @damemagazine.bsky.social.

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TDOV coming up and I’ve lost count of the number of young people who’ve told me “it feels like it was all a trap telling us they had our backs” this year. Dozens? More? And I have nothing to say other than that I’m sorry and I’m so glad they’re here. But truly, world? You do not deserve trans kids.

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a cat leaning against a corrugated wall half in shadow half in sunlight, eyes slanted, subtitle reads

Everything is beautiful when you look at it with love.

a cat leaning against a corrugated wall half in shadow half in sunlight, eyes slanted, subtitle reads Everything is beautiful when you look at it with love.

'Kedi' (2016)
dir. Ceyda Torun 📽️

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The magic the gathering card "sensei's divining top" drawn as an old beyblade toy package

The magic the gathering card "sensei's divining top" drawn as an old beyblade toy package

Sensei's divining top proxy
#mtg #proxy #magicthegathering #beyblade

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Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit

Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit

Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit

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If people start using this fucking website like LinkedIn I WILL start talking about the actual weird fanfic shit on main like the good neighborhood samaritan firing off a few shots into the ground every night to keep the rents down

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you prove love

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“You are an abolitionist, ain’t you?”
“As to that, I cannot so readily answer. If by abolitionist you mean a zealot, I am none; but if you mean a man, who, being a man, feels for all men, slaves included, and by any lawful act, opposed to nobody’s interest, and therefore, rousing nobody’s enmity, would willingly abolish suffering (supposing it, in its degree, to exist) from among mankind, irrespective of color, then am I what you say.”
“Picked and prudent sentiments. You are the moderate man, the invaluable understrapper of the wicked man. You, the moderate man, may be used for wrong, but are useless for right.”

“You are an abolitionist, ain’t you?” “As to that, I cannot so readily answer. If by abolitionist you mean a zealot, I am none; but if you mean a man, who, being a man, feels for all men, slaves included, and by any lawful act, opposed to nobody’s interest, and therefore, rousing nobody’s enmity, would willingly abolish suffering (supposing it, in its degree, to exist) from among mankind, irrespective of color, then am I what you say.” “Picked and prudent sentiments. You are the moderate man, the invaluable understrapper of the wicked man. You, the moderate man, may be used for wrong, but are useless for right.”

Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:

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The game industry’s obsession with graphics is so funny because every other year there will be some breakout hit called “Stick Figure Mansion” or some shit that outsells 90% of the market and runs on a toaster

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Waffles hath a goode tyme

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