CNN headline Ultraprocessed foods are turning human thighs into well-marbled steaks 16 HR AGO By Sandee LaMotte

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Just war doctrine doesn't allow you to initiate hostilities against whoever it requires defense against an actual danger, not grandpa thinking murdering the Ayatollah as a gimme.

I too am pivoting to AI. Please give me one billion dollars.

Mad king

Eric Swalwell, longtime sexual predator. I'd like to say I saw that one coming, but I didn't. Anyway, fuck that guy, may he rot in prison.

Mark Zuckerberg Cooks Up Dystopian Way to Speak to Staff The Facebook chief is said to be personally involved in training and testing Meta’s new innovation.

Of-fucking-course! Maybe the AI version of this asshole will have a shred of humanity?

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees WASHINGTON--After manually prying his eyelids open to read from a report he had prepared on the matter, a badly swollen Robert F. Kennedy Jr. gave a speech Tuesday in which he warned that Americans were not eating enough bees. “In our survey of American...

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees

Where to even begin with how evil this is.

I mean, it's hardly a WAR CRIME! I suppose if it was, our government would bend over backwards to help him.

I can't even articulate the depths of my disdain for our government of do-nothing neoliberal landlord bastards.

A sick country with a demented leader, you say?

Q: Is hitting power plants is a war crime?

TRUMP: I'm not worried about it. You know what's a war crime? Allowing a sick country w/demented leaders to have a nuclear weapon. If I allowed that to happen like 7 other presidents- many of them say off the record they should've done this a long time ago

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the cunty little crucifix earrings really work on everyone involved here, which is the best part of the meme for me

#Neoliberalism is cancer, #auspol.

Humans are disgusting.

Again, notice how nobody was ever wrong about what this is, and that instead they just… quit roaring abuse at people who recognised it, and stopped talking about it at all.

Can AI responses be influenced? The SEO industry is trying Marketing firms are going all in on AI search.

When ads came to ChatGPT, users were mad — those who had been using it as an editor or therapist suddenly saw ChatGPT as vulnerable to manipulation by brands and marketers.

The reality is that it was happening the whole time. I wrote about the new SEO gold rush:

www.theverge.com/tech/900302/...

A "mixed record" @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

why did tiger woods turn into the virgin mary when he got handcuffed 🫡

YALL LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

This and also when she talks about how peaceful Belfast must have been in 1975 before 5G masts

Losers and the losers with whom they are friends.

FOX GRAPHIC: STRAIT OF HORMUZ TANKER TRAFFIC TODAY: 4 BEFORE CONFLICT: 100+ DAILY

is that bad?

Atlanticists when confronted with the knowledge that they've wasted decades of their life

Anthropic researchers handed calculator that says 8008I35
"This machine is horny"

Kagan and Sotomayor joining the bigot conservatives in allowing child abuse via conversion therapy because it's just "talking," and that's the first amendment... is fucking disgusting, unconscionable and a complete misunderstanding of both therapy and the statute they shot down.