But he was has already adapted in the darkness

But he was has already adapted in the darkness

Who wouldn't want to play the classic Robocop on modern consoles?

Who wouldn't want to play the classic Robocop on modern consoles?

Best pizza boy!

Best pizza boy!

Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons?
They're short of breath!

I was asked to make a baseball dessert.
So I laid down a Bunt cake

I met a girl at an internet cafe, but we didn't click

It's free, you don't need to know my info

It's free, you don't need to know my info

Which author do the Gorillas love most?
John Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Oh Canada

Oh Canada

I can't wait for the Olympics but I'm afraid curling iron will melt the ice.

Someone asked, “What do you stand for?”
So I sat down.

I trained a Shetland to solve the Pythagorean Thereom, but nothing else.
He’s a one Trig pony.

Ex khans have it hard

Ex khans have it hard

Why should you never watch a movie with a Chihuahua?
It always plays with the paws button.

What do you call a fight between film actors?
Star wars

That skunk is always around

That skunk is always around

What is a drill team?
A group of dentists who work together

Hugh Hefner became a millionaire staying at home in his pajamas...

I am not having the same result

When you write 58008 too many times

When you write 58008 too many times

How was Rome split in two?
With a pair of Caesars

1st Roman Soldier: What is the time?
2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII

I am currently writing a book about windstorms. It’s still just a draft.

I bet the street says that to everyone

I bet the street says that to everyone

Knock Knock
Who's there?
A Fred
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?
With dog diskettes!

The bougiest of neighborhoods have this

The bougiest of neighborhoods have this

So many back issues!

So many back issues!

I want to make a few changes at my church because I’m a bored member.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef

Camelflage

Camelflage