All I got are theories

Life right now feels like a tale told by an idiot

Change is constant. Yet things remain the same.

No, this isn’t even that cold

qua·li·a
nounPHILOSOPHY
the internal and subjective component of sense perceptions, arising from stimulation of the senses by phenomena.

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

If I were a billionaire, I’d start a service industry where you can borrow stuff for free, just like a library. Need a power drill? Done. A fancy coat for one night? Yours. A carpet cleaner for that spill? Easy.

I’ve been unreasonable… because I’ve lost all reason

The chilling adventures of Sabrina

San Pellagrino or the demon can take me

That’s pretty cool

Those are like really hard to solve

I try, just not every day.

Exactly what a bot would say

Congrats man! and also you’re welcome too (since I also followed you lol)

And there I was…jealous of a possum

😬

I’ve been waiting my entire life (one hour) to be added to a list

Usually just search “shit post playlist” on Spotify. Why?

Not to brag, but I’ve already put off starting my resolutions until next year

Threat? 🤔

The question everyone needs to ask themselves at least once a month

Is there anywhere else to get it?

Got my first non-bot follower wooo

How long until the algorithm kicks in?