I’ve actually been more into toblerone lately. I actually drove to Dundee barefoot while eating a load of them recently.

The biggest stadium rock bad of all time; REO Speedwagon.

In the first ever MTG pack I ever bought

The ears flapping about is 👌

Everywhere you go you see ‘Labour/LibDem are the only party that can stop Reform getting in here’.

We can all see that this is BOBBINS.

The Green Party is to Reform what flucloxacillin is to an infected boil.

Verbruggen, Groß, Scott and KDH coming up roses for me (in my draft league). 36 from 4 is an excellent start to the GW.

Ah cool. Possibly yea I’ve been doing the family thing for the last week though so haven’t had a proper hunt yet. Coop it is cheers pal.

Ah nice what shop?

Has anyone seen the World Cup 2026 panini sticker album out yet? Just occurred to me I need to get after them now the qualifiers are all done.

Sorry to hear this, and my thoughts are with you and your family.

It is fair to say that yes I have put on a little weight over this Easter period but I think the BBC has been really unfair by singling me out like this.

Have you ever seen a camel or llama spit at another animal? They only spit at humans and I think it’s time we do something about it.

Africa

Himalayan rock salt though, we’re not savages

Sesko punt on the free hit failed. Mbeumo is clearly in a slump I thought Sesko might get more of an opportunity. Oh well!

Bruno captainers this morning

In Morgan Rogers’ defence, a shit return is still a return.

You have to wipe it. It’s a real stomach punch for sure but better to wipe it then enjoy your piss/shit than have it weighing on your mind. Obviously if there’s a shit in the bowl im out and making other plans.

I call that the demons whisper but I’m glad others experience it

Well at least you’re taking precautions. I don’t know if I dare live that recklessly.

Tell me more about this ‘ghost poo’ though? I have a thing I call ‘the phantom’ where you shit and when you wipe there’s nothing there and the tod itself has disappeared round the U so there’s no evidence that it actually happened? Is it like that?

I get that. But surely if you’re in someone else’s house (say the in-laws for example) you have a sit down piss in case you splash to far east or west? Or god forbid south.

Yea ofc. And as I say, at the pub it’s stand up obviously. But in someone’s house you sit down as a mark of respect.

When I piss I piss like a French duke and other than the warm seat you wouldn’t know I was there.

Yea something like that but attached to a magnificent man

I don’t want to be pissing everywhere with my massive out-of-control penis UNLESS I’m in a pub with other like minded men.

I admire your commitment 😂

Settle a debate;

If you’re at work, at home or at someone’s house you piss sitting down. ANYWHERE else and it’s a stand up wee.

Correct?