I need someone to act up on here so I can hit them with

“Hey you do GLP-1s?”

“???”

“Well go ahead and GuLP-1 of deez nuts”

And then retire

That self-reporting S*xual Ass*ult database has come for New Albany, Indiana and wow it’s always the people you expect the most

David Lee Roth looked at Eddie Van Halen and said “you’re a guitar god. Do your thing.”

Sammy Hagar, an unbelievable guitar player, came in and said “we are going to make tighter rock and roll.”

Each should be celebrated. It’s fine to prefer one or the other.

Fuck Gary Cherone.

listen i know this is woke bluesky but we're undercounting the appeal of a good ole airport bar.

drink whiskey watch the planes go by, awesome.

Saw a kid walking down the street that reminded me of SexJ.

Anyone know how he’s doing?

No offense to other kids’ shows, but Trash Truck is the best kids’ show

This was a mistake. Who could have known ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not watching wrestlemania. I’m watching Louisville at Cal Baseball like a true sicko

Morgan Wallen makes music for people who steal stuff at yard sales

Your food takes sure are getting worse, huh?

Yeah that’s all good

Mans never had a slaw burger!

HEY NOW

This is ‘time passages’ erasure and it won’t stand

Man’s never been to Evansville, Indiana!!!!!

Miss Rachel is a non-problematic would

When you work in a very customer-facing role and that customer receives a lot of cardboard daily, c*ckro*ches are an inevitability. It’s still wild to me the places that don’t even place sticky traps and instead are just like “ehhhh stomp em and leave em for everyone to see”

Tommy Lancaster’s

The NUGE walks and steals second and the Cards are 9/9 on steals on the weekend.

Rhetorical due to abundance of clowns, and no offense to clowns, but has there ever been a bigger clown than Sergio Garcia?

We aren’t sending our best to negotiate with the literal people that started civilization

If only this could have been prevented. Alas,

Living thru them was bad enough

Rough time here in Louisville

Tague is having an unbelievable season and he’s a joy to watch. Unfortunately he may wear a different uniform next season if it keeps going this way for Louisville

a skeleton is standing in front of a window with the words `` girl i 'm dead '' written above it . ALT: a skeleton is standing in front of a window with the words `` girl i 'm dead '' written above it .

Picking this season to cover Louisville Baseball

tony stewart killed a guy

Don’t waste up my arl n vingur

Buddy,.. they won’t even let me fk the airblade