Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

Digital art of a turtle made out of a burger stacked on 4 French fry legs. A green pickle sliding out the burger forms the head of the turtle.

burger turtle 🍔

He’s such a delightful man. I’m glad he’s chosen to spend so much of his life writing and acting to share himself with us

Did you ever read the Wallace Shawn monologue about reading capital? redlette.red/permalink.ph...

Why is this edited like a daily show bit from 2002

Whenever Kamala Harris opens her dumb fucking mouth

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

I’m going to bet you could get lots of good empanadas in Brazil you don’t need to settle for one that’s made of hitler particles

Juno’s taxes get audited 💸

Occasionally need to repost this Astro Boy panel where Dr. Ochanomizu's butt looks like the Bernie Sanders logo.

Wow, I can't remember Biden and Harris defunding the police, bringing in universal singlepayer healthcare, granting citizenship to migrants and stopping arming Israel.

But I do remember corporations, Liz Cheney, and Harris saying she would not change Biden's policy.

What color is your sky?

the elite aren’t powerful politicians or billionaires. common misconception. the elite is anyone i think is cooler than me, funnier than me, more artistic than me, or generally anyone i resent for daring to be happier than i am despite my immense wealth and political clout

“I can't tell if I'm gross or not.”

— A pretty fucking gross person. A gross enough person

Hey I wrote 700 world for my story this morning I feel pretty good about that.

I realized that with modern word processing I can just write the stuff I want to write and then piece it together later I don’t have to do the very beginning or whatever

I’m feeling like I have a motherfucking foot for a mouth yeah thats a common emotion OH AND IM HIGH

When I did my sleep study they woke me up halfway through and were like “hey you keep almost dying so we are medically, legally, and morally obligated to intervene” and I was like “oh ok I’ve been sleeping like that for almost 40 years”

Also they put a lot of goop in my hair

@junlper.beer it’s extremely cool that you guys are partnering with raygun to do merch. Like, Des Moines doesn’t produce a ton of cool stuff but raygun is very cool.

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

Rotini because I can say it like a jawa and that makes me laugh pretty much every time

Have you seen Orlando, My Political Biography?

Very good stuff. Made me cry

The new solaire

I get such fascinating ads (?) on Facebook #NebraskaHasBadCorn

I’ve seen people on Reddit explaining that the nemesis in resident evil is a bad bio weapon because it couldn’t kill Jill valentine.

That is because Jill was being controlled by me: a godlike being from outside her reality with the power to stop and reverse time at will and I didn’t want her to die

it's remarkable the way this single shot totally rehabilitated Aerith's image after like two straight decades of her being relegated to "Girl who stands in a void going 🙏" in every other piece of FF7 material

This seems impressive at first glance, but I actually ran 13 miles in 50 minutes and 25 seconds earlier today and forgot to tell anyone

I love u Tachikomas u are a little joy

When my “someone posted a bad post alarm” goes off