It never ceases to amaze and sadden me just how fast the weekends end 😭

a woman is sitting in a row of wooden chairs with her hand on her face . ALT: a woman is sitting in a row of wooden chairs with her hand on her face .

Me: orders an Oatmilk shaken espresso
*pauses for a minute*

“Is there any milk in that?”

Barista: *awkward laugh* uh just the oatmilk..

So I can’t go back there anytime soon…

Could use a post run rub down #scs

My new underwear and first speedo came in! Not sure how I’ll feel in the speedo right away (also haven’t tried it on yet) but it’ll give me fitness goal to work towards!

For science of course

Hold on tight

Last #fcf before my birthday. Taurus season is upon us! Make sure to grab this bull by the horn!

Last #fcf before my birthday. Taurus season is upon us! Make sure to grab this bull by the horn!

Haha unfortunately not! Something much less enjoyable lol

Imprint me!

Fb just casually reminding me I got my braces off 19 years ago taking the most unflattering up angle self. I’d like to report a hate crime against myself.

Thankfully it looks like I’ve survived another round 😮‍💨

Thank you 🫶

Would you rather be completely blinded by layoffs at your company or receive an afternoon email alerting the entire organization that one is coming the next day with no context to who may be impacted so you stress all night? I’ve now experienced both and survived one. Let’s see what tomorrow brings.

Accountability post for #tummytuesday I’m proud of myself for staying consisting with my gym routine and while I personally don’t see a huge difference, I do feel better. My home scale must need recalibrated from lack of use (or my doctor’s) because I don’t believe the lb diff from Feb to today

Haven’t done a #mcm in a while

Definitely not!

Watching Trump fight with the Catholic Church… is the enemy of my enemy a friend?

Nah, I won’t go that far.

To whom it may concern,

#fcf

Kind regards,
Me

Tell me you got something to give, I want it
I kinda like it when you call me wonderful

To whom it may concern,

#fcf

Kind regards,
Me

2 Things-

1. WTH is Rooster Fighter?
2. I can’t get their slogan “when you hear the squawk, here comes the cock” out of my head

Today has huge Friday vibes and every time I’m reminded it’s only Thursday my heart breaks all over again

I decided to try bator balm and it’s been good so far

a wrestler is standing in front of a crowd in a stadium . ALT: a wrestler is standing in front of a crowd in a stadium .

By some stroke of luck, I ended up winning the family March Madness bracket. Swish swish bish

Oh absolutely, in multiple places

But wait a minute, isn’t this...?

But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end

Jury’s still out on this one, Costar

Red Aussie bum trunks underwear pulled down exposing hard cock, bush and stomach

Sure it’s Good Friday, but tell me how you’re going to make it a Great Friday #fcf