guy sha

real question: is bone smashing just because they’re afraid to say gua sha

actually neither team deserves to win after making me read the rules about extra innings

(that said, my bet is that Tim and Chelsea are this season's deaths)

the real white lotus mystery is how a 5-star hotel chain, known for its string of violent and bizarre deaths, continues to stay fully booked

even better on a leap year. so silly, so unserious to manifest an entire extra day

honestly, I love daylight savings—a little biannual reminder that time is a construct and we can reset it anytime we want.

next year, let’s do gravity.

I will not be taking questions on this, but the 1st four seasons of the west wing were actually an unlabeled star trek series

the best part about a solar eclipse day is how many times I get warned not to stare at the sun

a selfie with a wax figure

me, enjoying and appreciating the written word

every piece of AI writing has the exact same energy as taking a selfie with a wax figurine

NASA Mission Update: Voyager 2 Communications Pause Once the spacecraft’s antenna is realigned with Earth, communications should resume.

never not thinking of these 2 little space probes, out there alone just doing their best for 45+ years

twitter has no assets. it's just 63 rolly chairs, that blue bird icon, and us

me, crushing up a bag of sour cream and onion ruffles into a salt shaker, while whispering 'yes, chef' to myself