Only 2 am here. Will report back in one ho--#$@&^*#zzzzzzzzzzzz

Is it mental illness?

Remember to yell, "LEEEROY JENKINS" while hammering

Do homegrown terrorists have a "Made in the US" label sewn into their sheets?

A gram is about the weight of a paperclip, so you can just weigh everything in paperclips and go from there.

How heavy is that bag of apples? Like 1,200 paperclips!

Sending a box!

Kegsbreath is floating to the top of that list, too.

CVS is like that because their corporate overlords have downsized their workforce to _below_ the bare minimum in order to pump up profits and thus, the stock price.

It's not a long-term solution and will eventually come to bite them in the butt.

A drained swimming pool shows how racism harms White people, too | CNN If you’re a White person who thinks racism only hurts people of color, consider Heather McGhee’s story of an empty, abandoned swimming pool in Missouri.

Drained Pool Politics. www.cnn.com/2021/03/05/u...

...and she didn't even get a chance to lick it!

The country was founded on racism, grew with racism, killed hundreds of thousands of citizens for racism, and continues to deny government services to everyone (free healthcare, quality public schools, municipal wifi, free university) because of racism is what it's all about.

Caption: Where is your god now?

Hahahahahaha!

I see my lady's toys as tag-team partners, and sometimes we double-team

Matt 6:5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men.

22:39 ...Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

...what sort of poorly-written trash app do you have to use that requires Windows?

Or is this a poorly-written trash website that only works under "Edge" or whatever?

Chuck Schumer would cave like a wet paper sack. That's why he has to be *OUT* as (minority/majority) leader post November.

Think of it as the orchestra playing on the deck of the Titanic.

Until she actually makes and amends, it is an #emptyGesture

Dating MAGA Part I: Heroes and Villains 60 men, 26 dates, one app: an extended cut of my viral magazine article.

1. MAGAmen deep down, really want progressive women.
2. Progressive women will have nothing to do with MAGAmen.
verapapisova.substack.com/p/dating-mag...

My sharpie is ready

GOP can't govern. Ever since Clinton, they fully sold out to wrecking things, gaining power, and giving tax breaks and federal $$$ to their billionaire owners.

Then you take him to Mexico and come back single

how insanely insecure major tech companies are*

Pics or gtfo!!! :)

For those who think the 25th will save us, §4, paragraph 2 pours cold water on that idea. MAGA Mike would have to agree and good luck with that.

I, in fact, am an officer in an Antifa brigade.

Wind it down as quickly as possible to bring our people home. Take the political heat for "losing" a forever-war.

Step two: ship the Trump crime family and his cabinet to The Hague for trial.

I know I would

I used to joke my retirement plan was societal collapse. I'm afraid I'm destined to retire that way.