Ye three kings have been called for this season of birth and new beginnings… may the sun shine upon your faces and be good to ye. The holy days are nigh.

“Forgive me, father, for I am thankful.

I’m thankful for the communities I’m a part of, and that I get to see so much love and kindness shared every day between these incredible creatures around me.” -anonymous little creature

“let us celebrate; i am grateful for: the many laughs i share with my wonderful friends, the stable and calm home i hold with my dear partner, the pure and innocent companionship of my darling cats, and the joy experience every day because i am alive on this beautiful earth filled with love.-Anon

“I am profoundly thankful for the friends I have who not only put up with my shenanigans but actively enjoy it when I'm a silly little chaos gremlin.” - Confessions of a Furry Gremlin

Confess what blessings you hold this season of thanks; lest the gods look down upon you and remove them from your ungrateful hearts 🦃

“I always fear that despite my best efforts, I will never be good enough even with the encouragment of others. Always having this bug in the back of my mind that keeps telling me it's all fake and i'm just a burden. I'm sure they genuinely mean well, but my brain is mean to me.” -Anon firefly in Jar

“I uh... spilled lipstick in your valentino bag.” - Anonymous Furry with the big red lips

“I’m scared that i annoy people when I message them. But the truth is I form connections with people because they help me feel happy. I wish I could explain it to others.” -Anonymous Furry

The day is upon us; one final day to confess before the season’s change emits a new era… tell us your woes, child.

Furry Brethren; another confessional opportunity awaits us on all Hallows’ Eve…be well. be safe.

“ I invented the BLT sandwich.” -Anonymous Furry who undeniably invented the famous BLT sandwich

“I planted my spring bulbs upside down because i was 🍃 💨 while gardening... 😞” - Anonymous Furry with green lungs

“i stole 47 boxes of gushers from the camp canteen before everyone went home for the summer.” - Anonymous Camper who’s gluttony was too too gregarious

“It is becoming increasingly obvious. I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER! i am smol.” -Smolest Anon Furry

“ The worst part about knowing so many good artist is not having enough money to commision them all.” -Anonymous Broke Furry

Ask and you shall receive.

“I haven’t done photography in over a year because people were just using me for photos. I might start doing photography again under a pseudonym.” - Anonymous Furry Secret Agent who’s shot too many shots

Welcome my 100 children. Tell me; what will your gift be…?

“I do backflips behind my friends when they’re not watching.” - Anonymous Flippy Fur

“Im dating a fridge ghost and I still dont understand how I got her to fall for me.” -Anonymous Date Everything! Connoisseur

“ i got expelled from college for offering to teach the headmaster's cat how to use a lighter for arson reasons 😔 “ -Anonymous Volunteer Firefighter who needed some extra cash

“I died in college and have been haunting the fridge ever since.” - Anonymous Fridge

“ Can crocodile and dog be friends? Or even (hotel) roommates? “ -Anonymous Anxious Dog Furry

“ Part of why I stopped drinking at cons or at restaurants is because when I got drunk I tried to bite my friends.” - Anonymous furry who’s turned countless service workers and acquaintances into Captain Hook.

“ I am a member of the Zralien Intergalactic Force. We will soon take over the fandom. Be ready 👽 🐕 🛸 (we have frisbees!) “ - Anonymous Leech Furry in your area seeking fresh and willing hosts

“ I kinda like flaking on potential con hookups because because it’s both affirming to be wanted but also anxiety.” - Anonymous Flakey Furry

“ Confession: i might have something to do with the Third Tower Theory 😔 “ -Anonymous Third Tower

“ Confession: Was once convinced to break into the abandoned building next to the con hotel with a bunch of furs i barely knew and to this day don't know how I got outta that one in one piece.” -Anonymous Furry Felon

“ One time i got so high at fc that i suddenly became afraid of fursuits while wearing a fursuit... That and the DJ playing screamo dubstep made me have to go back to my room early that night. “ -Anonymous Fake Fur

“ Sometimes we gotta treat the homies like chew toys to stim the anxiety away. “ - Anonymous Bully Dog