I was once told that my breast cup is the weight of a chicken. So I’ll call this the one boob challenge. Affectionately from one boob to another

Would you like a male or female voice?

“Working hard or hardly working”!?!?

More like:

“Working hard but no one gives a shit and just keeps putting more tasks on my plate until I say
“🖕🖕” and then they can see how this place hardly works”

But out loud it sound more like:
“of course I can help you with that”

So you’re telling me I’ll get high quality suitors

We can have a coffee date at my place

Me or the cappuccino?

I have my own espresso machine and I like to make cappuccinos in the nude. Should I put that on my dating profile or is that attracting the wrong crowd?

Today’s Tongue Twister:

Pussy pounding in anticipation of pleasing presses on plump lips for perfect pleasure.

Say that three time fast. Then use the lubrication on your lips for something special. 😜

I want a fucking break
Broken
Into pieces
Then glued back together with moans and cum
Into something that resembles a being that doesn’t give a fuck
Fuck me
Completely

Nice job Burn! You should be so proud of yourself

Money’s tight, times are hard
Nope
I can fix that
Ass is tight, cock is hard
There much better

I’m not perfect but I can make you feel amazing about yourself. I’ll make you feel like the most beautiful being on the planet. I only ask that you slap my ass a few times a day. Deal?

I bought more houseplants today. Ok. There. I told on myself. So no need to feel guilty. Awesome. I feel so much better now. Thanks for listening.

I’m always up for a good snack

My first Billy fill! Check it out!

Your parents may think you're a disappointment, but I think you're great!

I got it from the clearance section at a Lowe’s. I never pay full price for a plant and I get some really awesome ones from there

Isn’t that an awesome leaf?

I hate you. Don’t put images like this in my head. It makes it difficult to work, or count, or form complete

Fuck me in the dark
Closed eyes are not only to hide what I don’t want you to see but to heighten what I want you to feel, smell and taste
My soft body under your grip
My scent invited while you inhale
My nectar on your lips
Fuck me with the senses that free me from the need to be perfect in my eyes

I don't talk about myself to brag, it's to convince you I'm worth your time.

ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴀ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇꜱꜱ? ᴡᴇʟʟ ɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ!

♛ꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴꜱ!
♛ᴘʀᴏᴊᴇᴄᴛ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴꜱ!
♛ᴏɴ ᴀ ʙᴜᴅɢᴇᴛ? ᴘᴀʏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ!
♛ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ꜱᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇ? ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ!

ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇꜰᴇʀ ᴀ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴜꜱɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇꜰᴇʀʀᴀʟ ᴄᴏᴜᴘᴏɴ! 🔗 ⬇️

Today's audio!
It seems I can never escape you... and while I should move on, you're just too damn tempting.
Written by @writtenbywhimsy.bsky.social
Cameos from @sammymarx.bsky.social + @rhymingvers.bsky.social
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