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Posts by Jack Newbold

I feel like the word “but” is usually doing something different in sentences

9 hours ago 447 39 9 0

Anyone who shows up for this travesty is knowingly choosing to act as a prop for authoritarian kabuki because they’re too cowardly or amoral to pass up vapid schmoozing and free drinks. They deserve your contempt, and possibly a few pieces of rotting produce.

10 hours ago 3195 639 27 34

seems like the smart play here is to just not attend it is just my opinion

10 hours ago 1400 139 68 3

Anyone who attends this deserves whatever happens to them

10 hours ago 611 67 31 2

And you will benefit from it too! I was so disgusted the last time I went to NYC to realize that Penn Station had virtually no benches. Nowhere to sit down. It’s hideously inaccessible to disabled people, and it’s hostile to everyone who might be tired or need to set their stuff down a moment

10 hours ago 1336 283 20 6

the other reason it has to be done immediately is that it’s the biggest political lift of the bunch

expanding the court is simply Not Done, it hasn’t been seriously discussed since FDR, it’s going to need every last bit of “we just swept these fuckers out of power” cred you have

it cannot wait

10 hours ago 380 42 5 2

the reform agenda necessary to even try to begin undoing the damage we are currently suffering will not be doable under the current Supreme Court

it is the linchpin upon which everything else rests, and without addressing it the next admin will be a failure

10 hours ago 456 54 2 3

man ever since i saw that company handbook someone leaked it was like "how long before this shows up in a lawsuit"

11 hours ago 1229 181 24 1

there are going to be people who say, take a wait and see approach to how the Court will treat the next Dem president

and those people are wrong, we know exactly how they will treat that person and it is the polar opposite of how they treat Trump

strike at them immediately, first order of business

10 hours ago 2154 436 47 24
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This reveals something fundamental.

RFK doesn’t grasp he’s the medical establishment now.

It’s not his job to judge who caused this epidemic (though we all know who).

It’s his job to stop it.

He’s failing.

12 hours ago 1933 443 51 11

Also, even if that were true, that’s fucking monstrous? Are we not supposed to care when people who have other health problems die?

12 hours ago 1508 275 18 7
A giant parking garage covered with the trans flag

A giant parking garage covered with the trans flag

This is where we park the trans

12 hours ago 799 67 11 1

Oh you think it's "cool" to do a heist? To assemble a crew of specialists, each with a unique backstory, to create a beautiful ballet of theft? You think it's "cool" to purloin beautiful treasures under several redundant layers of security? You people sicken me. Next you're gonna say you use drugs.

12 hours ago 1302 242 19 17

People with preexisting conditions also don’t deserve to die

12 hours ago 4647 992 83 22

obligated to repost my old #clayface doodle that I'm still quite fond of.

15 hours ago 674 133 9 0

I can’t help but notice that Ela, a trans woman, is getting this and I post the sexual dick measuring precursor to three way gang bang while aliens watch and provide color commentary, and I haven’t even gotten a warning

14 hours ago 68 21 3 0
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Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.

16 hours ago 9020 1573 99 41
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16 hours ago 125 153 11 23

Please please please help her out or boost. She's doing really badly and this is the first time she asks for help, and only because it's a life or death situation: she stands to become homeless *very* soon.

15 hours ago 91 102 2 1

Remember this every time a Reasonable Democrat says we should be onboard with legal/technical measures to stop minors from accessing adult content

Once you create a category of Bannable Speech, you've created a tool for the powerful to ban any speech they want; just put it in the Bannable category.

15 hours ago 1025 591 9 1

People will argue that the president is mentally ill but have none of that same smoke for the hundreds of thousands of people who listen to and obey him.

I think it's because you want to equate mental illness with evil but you are a coward.

15 hours ago 418 84 18 11

you can no longer read this. I've removed all the "public nudity" (sex words) and submitted it for review.

So, as per Patreon, keep in mind: describing sex counts as public indecency. Yes, really.

I hope I live to see the death of puritanism. This is hell.

21 hours ago 1324 383 28 15

If you let them ban porn, they will call you pornographic when they ban you.

14 hours ago 2641 1034 3 1

I said like 8 years ago that the way to solve superhero movies was by making them into genre flicks instead of trying to turn each of them into an Avengers movie and now that we have noir crime thriller Batman and horror Clayface I can't wait for lesbian road trip Harley and mockumentary Aquaman

14 hours ago 249 28 17 4

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

15 hours ago 8978 3422 66 124

I love being a transsexual woman. I wouldn't choose to be different, and I wouldn't even choose to be born a cis woman if I could. I like being what I am. Me. A trans woman and a lesbian.

It's the rest of society that needs fixing.

15 hours ago 362 67 3 1
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Brianna Wu get therapy challenge impossible

16 hours ago 247 16 12 0

was thinking about discworld today, as one does, and it’s remarkable just how few conventionally attractive characters there are in the series - and even when they exist their attractiveness is usually part of the joke

17 hours ago 628 31 34 1

Fun fact: Women's sports are segregated not to protect women, but to protect *men* from losing *to* a woman.

Don't believe me? Look up Jackie Mitchell. Struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig. Then suddenly women were unfit to play baseball.

17 hours ago 2656 716 29 35
Me

Me

I hear the other Porsche driving transsexual has been saying silly things today so I figured I'd pop on to say that life is actually great & that, despite the waft spoken by people who don't know what they're talking about, trans people are smashing, worthwhile & regularly succeed in their goals

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