is it the one who complained his phone didn't work because it got too hot but he submerged it in a pool *checks and finds I'm now blocked* helllll yeahhhh

the fascists have been lying, cheating and changing the rules to their benefit for years. turnabout isn't just fair play, it's the only way to maintain some semblance of a civil society.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Cartoon Earth and CTA logo characters high fiving with text saying I rode the CTA on Earth Day.

Earth Day 🤝 Riding public transit

share this if you've earned bragging rights

Map of local temperature trends from GISTEMP from 1970-2025. It's warming faster over land than the ocean, more in the North than in the South, and most of all in the Arctic. Red covers the regions that have warmed more than 2ºC - which is basically all NH extratropical land areas. Sorry.

Happy Earth Day!

A Reddit post showing that the Mets lost to the Cubs today and are now 7-14 on the season FranklinBenedict writes: I just want to say that the New York Mets are now 47-70 since playing "Kokomo" on the day Brian Wilson died last June. The curse no one is talking about. yumyumapollo replies: Met Sounds

You'd need more than 36,000 maniacs today to have the equivalent of 10,000 maniacs in the early 1980s

Alex Call and Teoscar Hernández collide. Photo by Ezra Shaw

how can you not be romantic about baseball

Wow, check out this play Scoot Henderson just made!

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Coyote vs. ACME | Trailer Tomorrow YouTube video by Coyote vs. Acme

Forte was extremely vocal about his pride towards COYOTE VS. ACME when WB canned it, so I'm very much here for him being the face of the marketing.

And I'm not even going to watch the trailer tomorrow. What I saw here has me sold. This looks like it could really be the goods.

Not only is Beetle Moses this generation's Gary Larson, but he reliably uses alt text.

as far as i can see oscar the grouch has never put on a music festival called roachella. do i have to do everything around here

traveling whaleburys

my theory here is that they genre hopped too much for anyone to be really enthusiastic about *all* of it

that said, 80s Queen was a pretty rough ride

Flop era

Ta-daa

I always thought Sun Tzu's "Art of War" was a little simplistic and obvious but it turns out yes, you do literally need to tell the Secretary of War "you need to feed your troops and keep them from being wiped out by preventable diseases"

My posting is explained by the fact that I drank from every one of these things, two of them were used so often that the paint had come off completely. Anyway I tjinkdfjrjridiwwwbddnnd the ketchup for the retest off of

pete hegseth is like a lost Bluth brother

This is exciting because it's the earliest archeological evidence for the kind of guy that loudly takes contrarian takes for attention

"Oh you find the Catalog of the ships repetitive and boring? It's actually my favorite part of the Iliad, bury me with that shit"

Alfred Molina in Boogie Nights, holding a gun, his head replaced with the coked up fish's head.

Kmart March 1992 (Generic) : Tower Sound and Communications : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive This is a digitized version of an in-store cassette tape that was played within a Kmart store. See the title of the file for the month and year. I worked at...

The 4/20 vibe tonight is Kmart in-store shopping music circa 1992.

Nothing hits quite like the soft electric piano of a Cathy Dennis slow jam when you’re shopping for some new Keds.

Being married is easy, I don't know why people complain about it. All you have to do is ask what your partner needs, actually listen to the answer, then figure out how you're going to train a variety of woodland creatures to put ancient curses on their enemies. It's literally so simple.

beach bono isnt real he cant hurt you... beach bono isnt real he cant hurt you

(beach bono) hello hello! im at a place called kokomo!

Happy birthday Skokie Swift, a successful pilot project we’ve never attempted to replicate since

Incredible testament to this man's oeuvre that this works without even using this classic