In a 5 and half years, the first of the original "teenagers with attitude" Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers will be old enough to claim full social security benefits.

(You're welcome).

also no picture because I'm not posting my dirty panties on the fucking internet unless someone pays me 😜

My corgi is guarding my undies again tonight.
This time it is dirty undies.
I am torn between laughing and abject horror.

(There's a dog and cat joke here because...ya know. lol)

The timeline tonight:

Thanks for setting this out in plane English! 👍

Me: They’re making a live action Hungry Hungry Hippos movie.

No one:

Absolutely no one:

My wife: YOU KNOW, that actually sounds interesting.

Four Hippos enter.
Only one will have their appetite sated.

Okay, obviously these are all bad people (Noem, Bondi, and Chavez-DeRemer), but sure do love to see the “mUsT pRoTeCt BiOLoGiCaL wOmEn” administration firing all the cabinet members who are women.

Makes you think, huh?

This would be a perfect excuse for Mamdani to provide leadership and issue a demand to NYC hospitals that have withdrawn from gender care for youths.

Every time tech bros come up with something new and soulless, I think of this panel of Sauron and Spider-man

"Dude. You're blocking my shot!"

"Dude. You're blocking my shot!"

related to tim curry’s birthday, but i happened to be thinking about this meme heavily the past couple days already

Counterpoint:

Families left reeling after hospitals in blue states drop transgender care for youth Massachusetts passed laws and joined lawsuits to protect access to gender-affirming care for minors. But faced with the Trump administration's threats, some hospitals voluntarily stopped care.

Right now where you live healthcare for trans kids is either being made literally illegal by your state or made functionally illegal by the unlawful threats of the federal government and a care infrastructure glad to sacrifice trans kids on the altar of appeasement.

www.npr.org/2026/04/17/n...

(the undies are clean btw. don't be gross)

Why is my dog so territorial of my undies?!?!

Fans Toys Fort Max, standing in the corner judging you:

This post is seared into my mind

Slapping clown dudes into cute girls is officially the superpower I want

You, a philistine: the T Rex is the most popular dinosaur because of its catchy name!

Me, an intellectual: the T Rex is the most popular dinosaur because of the Transformers character Grimlock

"Notice the intricate details" ENDED ME 😂

You, a philistine: the T Rex is the most popular dinosaur because of its catchy name!

Me, an intellectual: the T Rex is the most popular dinosaur because of the Transformers character Grimlock

Was not expecting that last sentence.

“Gender-critical” transphobes have been campaigning for genetic testing which will be a serious invasion of privacy, but only for women…

They somehow call themselves “feminists” when they are actually *Handmaidens of Patriarchy*.

Hear me out, maybe putting absolute imbeciles in charge of the Department of Defense and firing everyone who wouldn't be an unflinching supporter of said imbeciles was PERHAPS a bad idea?

Just when you thought there were no sentences lmao

Finally, the news story this gif was made for:

Finally, the news story this gif was made for:

Colorado Supreme Court May Force Children's Hospital To Resume Trans Youth Care Several justices seemed to support the families of trans youth on the question of whether to force Colorado Children's Hospital to discontinue capitulating to the Trump administration.

1. Yesterday, a major case was heard in the Colorado Supreme Court: whether Colorado Children's hospital can discriminate against trans youth patients due to Trump threats.

Colorado justices seemed skeptical, though divided.

Their ruling could have a profound impact.