What a dick!

Let them eat cake…

Actor Bill Murray pictured in his role from the movie Groundhog Day, superimposed over an image showing oil tankers lined up in the Straight of Hormuz.

I've lost track - is it open or closed today?

Ain't no-one got time for that....

Ouch! Hope you feel better soon.

Priceless

We have the same issue in Auckland 🙄

I'd vote for that!

My son (now 30) and I have been going to this since he was still in nappies. Wouldn't miss it.

Anzac Day 2026: honouring service, sacrifice and shared history This year, Auckland Council and the Auckland Returned Services Association (RSA) invite communities across Tāmaki Makaurau to come together.

Anzac Day Dawn Service at The Cenotaph, Auckland Domain begins at 6:00am on Saturday 25 April (please arrive before 5:30am), followed by a haka performed by Vanguard Military School in honour of the Fields of Remembrance. #AnzacDay2026 #anzacday ourauckland.aucklandcouncil.govt.nz/news/2026/04...

There is a website to check out. www.ishormuzopenyet.com

Love this

This is a HUGE mistake. We already have an older car fleet than many countries and now they’re going to be less well maintained - and more likely to be in accidents. #nzpol

Frying pan. Fire.

Not to mention that those British ancestors may have had “some” resources from outside of Britain. E.g the Commonwealth countries it colonised.

Yay!

I'm running out of shakes for my head.....

2 of my favourite things in one package 😂

Helen Clark in Six Outfits | 7 - 26 Apr 2026 | ASB Waterfront Theatre Helen Clark in Six Outfits | 7 - 26 Apr 2026 | ASB Waterfront Theatre | She didn't just break the glass ceiling; she ice-axed it. | Jennifer Ward-Lealand | Sophie Roberts | Dan Williams | Filament Ele...

Went to see this last night and it was in turns funny, inspirational, and thought-provoking. A younger HC chats constantly to more contemporary version - one encountering life, the other revisiting it. Brilliant. See it if you can. www.atc.co.nz/whats-on/202...

Finally had a chance to listen in to John Campbell in #RNZ Morning Report this morning. Love his curiosity, his humour and his genuinly good-bloke-ness. Nothing against Corin but Campbell's presence will have me tuning in more often, for sure.

I do now! (I know it in context but not stand-alone, apparently)

😂

I’m guessing Rod Duke would beg to differ 🤔

I, on the other hand, will be getting both my flu AND Covid jabs this week. (Laughing at the “Jacinda is out of control” sign 😂).

Business confidence reflects reckons and vibes, not facts Comment from Victoria University: Surveys are useful insights into how companies feel about the economy, but they're not the best measures of economic performance

“Rather, business confidence
measures how the business community feels about the economy. And our recent research suggests these feelings are strongly influenced by politics.” #nzpol

That's fantastic - congratulations!

"The Oldening" 😂

It's SUCH a great feeling, right?

Congrats, you two!

Holy crap - is this what it's like to live near an AI datacentre?