Bad. Don't do this. Ice cream is nice

Once Professor Blastoff had some arrogant professor on as a guest. He went on and on about something and asked Dunnigan if he understood and he said "oh yeah, I listened the whole time" with a beautiful mix of sarcasm and disdain. It's my absolute favorite thing anyone ever said to a professor.

Our evidence goes to another school you wouldn't know her

But it's not "Guy" it's "Guys".

Yes. Whenever I see a bald guy I assume he's compensating for small brain

Stick figure Mario and princess peach

My kid drew Mario and Princess Peach

As a joke I was going to come in swinging on Machina's behalf but I can't make it sound like I mean it

Have you ever listened to Pisces Iscariot? It's a compilation of b sides from the same era and has some great stuff on it too.

I have to imagine that at least once someone has been furious and said "Hey! You can't be Elvis in here!" in real life. Maybe some sort of truce situation that a new guy didn't understand yet.

Maybe. I worry it would go too far and I would just starve to death in a few minutes reading my emails

When I was a kid that Matthew Broderick Godzilla movie came out and had "Kashmir" on its soundtrack. "Trampled Under Foot" made much more sense to me so I sort of believed that's what they meant to use but made a mistake because the tracks were right next to each other on the album.

As a guy is stabbing me to death I try to say "heh now all I have to do is sit back and wait, when people see how much damage your stabbing is doing they'll surely take my side in this argument" but instead I make terrible gagging sounds and die.

Cuomo doing a weird shape with his lips

Ideal lip formation for doing a kiss

In context I saw this image and heard "HOLD ON I'M THINKING!" in his "ONE WAY OUT!" voice and it made me laugh

Vance is doing the exact face I make when I get to campus and realize I left my student's exams on my desk at home but also promised them I'd have them back by today

My window...it was a wall. A window...you're supposed to be able to see through it...I didn't have that.

Sometimes I imagine being a therapist today and listening to people explain the crippling mixture of anxiety, fear, and trouble understanding what's real and saying something like "yeah for sure, that's correct".

I would say it's mostly similar but a little more cowardly and hypocritical?

A tariff is a series of tubes

Me to my wife when we can't pay rent after I got fired for making constant mistakes and refusing to listen to anyone: "I'm not here to say I told you so..."

My favorite activity ever happened when my son told me he wanted to write a song. I helped him write lyrics and we ended up recording it. He still sings it to himself sometimes which I love. It's one of those things I don't want to push too hard because I don't want to turn them off to it

That's great about connecting crafting to the books we're reading. I've been reading them Eragon, which is new to me as well, and i think might be a fun inspiration.

Were there any fun things you especially liked doing with your kids when they were growing up? I've got a 7yo boy and a 4yo girl and sometimes it's hard to find something everyone ones to do that isn't sitting in front of a screen. She's sick of losing and he's incredibly competitive and older haha.

I'm imagining the scene with Bartlett meeting the Chinese refugee to test his Christianity but it's Trump. I was trying to think of what Trump would ask if he was sincerely trying to figure it out and all I can think of is "We love this book?"

Michael Jackson

This is what popped into my head

I was a 12 when Nimrod came out and did an annoying thing where I latched on to the idea that they "sold out" or something that I copied from a cooler older kid on a snowboard. But I listened to it recently and have been singing "The Grouch" to myself constantly ever since.

I read all of it before I saw the username and as the last piece it made me laugh out loud

I signed up for the BigAssAndTittiesGarfield coverage plan because my doctor was pushing it and encouraged me to get in on the ground floor but they did a rug pull during my MRI and now the hospital owns my house

I think that means in the end you and the literate posters who chose you as their champion are humiliated and defeated